Chapter 5
Vigilante Fight Club:
Spider-Man: I don’t think Villains question their lives half as much as I do
Salem: Definitely not
Spider-Man: I just got approached by a SHIELD agent on patrol
Salem is typing
Daredevil: Oh No
Jessica Jones: What’d they want?
Spider-Man: Said I had an impressive power set and that SHIELD would ‘love’ to have me as an agent and eventually an Avenger
Luke Cage: What did you do
Spider-Man: I told him to fuck off
Daredevil: good
Spider-Man: like do they seriously expect me to believe that. We all know the government only wants to control mutants.
Luke Cage: …
Iron Fist: …
Deadpool: …
Daredevil: …
Jessica Jones: …
Spider-Man: what?
Salem is typing
Salem: (voice message) SHIELD is a corrupt fucking government agency that is only interested in producing weapons in the name of protection, just like the rest of the US government. Land of the free my ass. It’s only free if your not a minority. The American dream only comes true for rich straight cis white men.
Spider-Man: …
Spider-Man: Uh
Salem: I would explain my evidence but you have not yet reached the level of friendship where you unlock my tragic backstory TM so…
Salem: Let’s just say I have some personal ✨grievances ✨ with the US government
Spider-Man: O-oh???
Salem: yeah, like imagine being a child soldier.
Salem: Couldn’t be me
Spider-Man: •___•
Luke Cage: Jesus Christ how can you fit so much trauma into such a small body
Salem: it’s a psychological wonder honestly
Spider-Man: I’m very concerned for u
Salem: Valid
Daredevil: we all are
Salem: Ew. Feelings