maybe im not good at kissing

peter parker is in his early twenties, and due to him spending most of his teens in a basically constant state of panic, he hasn't had much time for sexual interactions. between figuring out his sexuality, being a friendly neighborhood spider man, and trying to keep up in school, peter has basically had no time for any personal explorations. then one day, when peter is freshly out of college and suddenly has an uncomfortable amount of free time to spend patrolling, things take a turn between him and his patrol buddy, Wade Wilson.