Poor Childe /j
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Russianguy: I am actually so close to not supporting 6reeze anymore
Barbard: Why what happened?
TheFairLady: Ever since we told Pierro the 6th wasn't actually dead he's been blasting 6reeze music all day throughout the building
Nomom: You told him?
TheFairLady: Please, everyone except Pierro knew you weren't dead. Ever since the first music video
TheFairLady: It isn't hard to recognize the bad bowl haircut from anywhere. Along with that ugly ass voice, no doubt
Nomom: It's not a bowl cut, get it right
Nomom: You mad cause I'm better
TheFairLady: When was the last time you trained?
Nomom: About 5 years ago
TheFairLady: Yep you're weaker now without the Fatui equipment
Nomom: Oh please I've never seen you train a day in your life since becoming a trainee
Russianguy: I always see you sitting down somewhere before and after training and you never come.
Nomom: That's because I have my own private training room.
Seen at 14:56
Nomom: What?
Russianguy: Did I read that right?
TheFairLady: Yes, the Tsaritsa gifted it to me on my birthday.
Russianguy: Birthday!? All I ever got from her was a 10 mora gift card and one shoe.
Nomom: All I ever got was a ps5 and a male prostitute.
Deepfriedbitch: Was he good?
LeaveBlower: Heizou
Deepfriedbitch: What?
Nomom: Oh he was really good
LeaveBlower: Oh my archons
JitTrippin: @NoMora(x) do you know Rex Lapis was born?
NoMora(x): 12/31
JitTrippin: Dear Zhongli, do you have something to tell me? ☺️
NoMora(x): Huh?
JitTrippin: I was just stalking a Rex Lapis fanacc
Russianguy: How in the world did you find that?
JitTrippin: I'm sorry what?
Russianguy: I had that account under unlisted so how did you find it?
JitTrippin:...
JitTrippin: Anyways
JitTrippin: I just found out that Rex Lapis has the same birthday as you 😊
JitTrippin: That's no coincidence
NoMora(x): Well, I guess the cat is out the bag.
Thehottertwin: Omg, are you THE Rex Lapis?
Seen at 15:37
Casket: Mr. Zhongli?
Seen at 15:43
Frostbite: Guys, I think I just murder someone
Ragnvindr: Again?
Deadbitch: Woah, let's backtrack right there
Deadbitch: Again?
Done: What does that mean 😨
Jeanny: Ugh let's just get this over with.
BustyLightning: Agreed.
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Deepfriedbitch: I don't know if I should be concerned for the fact that so many people left
Deepfriedbitch: Or the fact that this isn't the first time @Frostbite has killed someone
TheFairLady: Eh, when you in the Fatui it gets normal
BennyBoy: Let's play truth or dare 😃
TheFairLady: That kids game?
Russianguy: Come on it'll be fun
BennyBoy: I'll go first
BennyBoy: @Casket truth or dare?
Casket: I ain't no wuss dare
BennyBoy: I dare you to eat a bird
Casket: Bet
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Firefly: This mf went to the hospital.
BennyBoy: Bro what?
Firefly: She ate a bird like you told her to do
BennyBoy: Bruh I meant fowl 😰
NoMora(x): Is she okay?
Firefly: Nah her throat stretched and she passed out.
NoMora(x): Oh my goodness
Casket: @TheFairLady truth or dare
Firefly: Aren't you unconscious?
Casket: I can multi-task
NoMora(x): No, you can't.
Casket: Shut up or your pay is reduced by 90% this time
Casket: Anyways @TheFairLady truth or dare
TheFairLady: Truth
Russianguy: *Cough cough* Pussy *Cough cough*
TheFairLady: I have a gun and 200 bullets on me
TheFairLady: Don't let me see you
Russianguy: Yes ma’am
Casket: Do you have a secret you can tell anyone?
TheFairLady: Yes
Russianguy: Everyone does tho
TheFairLady: Yes, but this secret is something that a lot of people wouldn't believe.
Russianguy: I don't understand
TheFairLady: Let's just say if my secret got out, the government and scientists would be coming for me.
Russianguy: Is the secret that bad that Dottore would try and come for you?
TheFairLady: Yes
Russianguy: Wtf?
Nomom: You didn't tell Childe?
Russianguy: Tell me what?
TheFairLady: The only people that know is you, the Tsaritsa, two other Harbingers I don't remember, Barbatos, and Zhongli.
Russianguy: ZHONGLI!?
TheFairLady: @Russianguy truth or dare
Russianguy: I want an answer later
Russianguy: Dare
TheFairLady: Jump off a cliff
Russianguy: Truth
TheFairLady: Can you jump off a cliff
Russianguy: You bitch
TheFairLady: Fuck you too
Russianguy: 🙄
Russianguy: @Barbard truth or dare
Barbard: Dare
Russianguy: Add more people
Russianguy: These people are fucking dry
Russianguy: Not you baby
Russianguy: You got a gyatt and a wap
NoMora(x): ?
Emobottom: Watch yourself bitch
Barbard added (12) users to the chat
AmericaninFrance: Da hell?
TheDramaQueen: Who dares add the Furina to a low fool text?
Barbard: Yo Furina!
TheDramaQueen: Eh?
TheDramaQueen: Who are you?
Barbard: *Insert a pic*
TheDramaQueen: I'm still lost
Watertaste: Let's talk in a private chat
TheDramaQueen: Okay?
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NoMora(x): Oh dear what happened to Furina?
NurseSigewinne: She woke up some time ago and couldn't remember much.
LeaveBlower: So she lost her memories?
NurseSigewinne: Yeah pretty much
LeaveBlower: Archons bless her soul
Barbard: Nah I'm good
LeaveBlower: Huh?
Barbard: I mean nah she's good
Barbard: Autocorrect
NoMora(x): /silent@Barbard good save
Barbard: /silent@NoMora(x) thanks
MagicianL: Hello?
Russianguy: Lyney?
MagicianL: Who tf are you?
Russianguy: It's me
Russianguy: You're favorite Harbinger!
MagicianL: Father?
NoMora(x): You have children, Childe?
Russianguy: No! Archons no!
NoMora(x): He's a kid one of my co worker adopted
MagicianL: Oh, you're Childe?
Russianguy: Couldn't you tell from my username?
Russianguy: Don't we follow each other?
MagicianL: Nah I blocked you a long time ago
Russianguy: Wut?
MagicianL: Actually we blocked you
Cy-noYu-no: We?
MagicianL: @SilentPuppet @ScubaDiver they're my siblings Lynette and Freminet
MagicianL: Lynette’s my twin 🙂
SilentPuppet: Lyney, could you not share information with strangers.
Theevenhottertwin: Oh wow
Theevenhottertwin: What a coincidence
Theevenhottertwin: @Thehottertwin and i are also twin
MagicianL: Fuck me in the ass?
Theevenhottertwin: Yeah
JitTrippin: Did they just communicate or?
Emobottom: They did
JitTrippin: Like that?
Boba: You don't text like that?
JitTrippin: No!
Boba: Thoma and I text like that all the time
Boba: Except he takes it too literal
Deadbitch: What?
Boba: My butt kinda hurt
Deadbitch: 😱
Deadbitch: Does anyone have a coffin I can crawl into and die?
Casket: Name your price
TreeFucker: Cyno do not post that text if you love living.
NurseSigewinne: Huh?
Cy-noYu-no: You know what they say about twins. If you can't find one, you can't find the other.
MagicianL: ?
Cy-noYu-no: Get it?
Seen at 17:32
Cy-noYu-no: No?
Seen at 17:35
Cy-noYu-no: Okay, then. I'll explain
Cy-noYu-no was muted for 24 hours by TreeFucker
TheScribe: Good riddance
MagicianL: I didn't understand
TreeFucker: Good
TreeFucker: If you care about your mental being, don't try.
Russianguy: Can someone come pick me up?
NoMora(x): Why what happened?
Russianguy: Pierro’s 6reeze playlist just restarted and I'm getting a headache
TheFairLady: *Insert audio recording*
Wardenwithabakery: What the?
Barbard: Why does bro sound liek that 😭
Russianguy: Bruh, he's been singing like that for HOURS
TheFairLady: The Tsaritsa also threw a teacup across the room an hour ago because of it.
SteambirdOfficial: Is that 6reeze?
SteambirdOfficial: I LOVE 6reeze!
Oni: YES!
Oni: THEY ARE THE MOST BOOTIFULEST CRATION THE GODES HAVE BLESED US WITH!
Dog: I wish the gods blessed you with a brain
Oni: Huh?
Deepfriedbitch: He's right
Oni: Hey wait a moment
Russianguy: Don't gang up on my beautiful, strong, one of a kind, very very very handsome, big buffy, hunk of junk, most attractive bro like that
NoMora(x): Shut the hell up, Childe.
Russianguy: 0○0
NoMora(x): I now see where the rest of your brain cells went.
Russianguy: Xiansheng!
NoMora(x): Our date is canceled for tonight.
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Emobottom: Childe is stupid on purpose
Dog: And Itto is generally stupid
Russianguy: XIANSHENG!
Oni: Bro you didn't have to sacrifice yourself for me
Russianguy: I couldn't just let a bro go through that
Oni: Bro…
Oni: I think I love you bro
Russianguy: Same bro
Oni: Go get your mans back bro
Russianguy: You're a real one bro
Russianguy: 😚
Oni: 😚
Nomom: Gay
Russianguy: Shut the fuck up you homophobic twink
Nomom: You shut up you ginger haired man whore
Russianguy: Le gasp
Lostboy: Bro had ZERO hesitation
TheDramaQueen: This type of drama is new
Russianguy: You look like you haven't slept in days
Nomom: And you look easy to draw
Seen at 17:55
Russianguy: Damn
Theevenhottertwin: What
Thehottertwin: The
Firefly: Fucking
LeaveBlower: Flip
TheFairLady: That was foul
TheScribe: I'm actually speechless
Russianguy has left the chat
Emobottom: A lot of things don't faze me but I don't think I'm recovering from that
Emobottom: And it wasn't even targeted towards me
TheFairLady: I'm definitely sending this to the groupchat ☠️
Barbard: Bruh I'm posting this everywhere
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BustyLightning: Hello, what did we miss?
Theevenhottertwin: Scroll up a bit
Seen at 18:23
Frostbite: Oma wth?
BaronBunny: Danggggg
RoséWine: Bro did not have to K.O. him like that
Ragnvindr: Why were you guys playing Truth or Dare?
Woodwolf: Benny think it
BennyBoy: Yeah, it was my idea
Ragnvindr: What are you guys, children?
Frostbite: I can put my children in you 🫦
Jeanny: Kaeya what the fuck?!
Frostbite: @Ragnvindr this could be us one day 🫄🧏♂️(I'm the blue btw)
Ragnvindr: No
Frostbite: Come on
Frostbite: We'd make the cutest parents
Ragnvindr: One, I'm a fucking man
Frostbite: Hasn't stopped me before
Ragnvindr: Secondly, the children would fucking ugly if I could because of you
Frostbite: I'll just get plastic surgery so they won't be ugly
Morax 2.0: That's not how it works.
Frostbite: Yes it is
Frostbite: The surgery will alternate my genes aamd the kids won't bee ugly
Frostbite: Maybe they'll become an ultra rare mystical hybrid demon angel wolf princess missing child goddess bird child
Frostbite was muted for 24 hours by Barbard
Ragnvindr: Why did we agree 100% that murder was illegal?
Ragnvindr: If that shit was legal, 15 people would already be dead by my hands
Ragnvindr: Kaeya just moved up to 1st
Ragnvindr: Also where can I get a restraining order?
Done: I'll give you a legal one. 100% free of charge
Done: I'll also get a restraining order against him
Done: I don't even know the man
Seen at 18:45
TheFatui
Bank: Guys I think I found our culprit to that young girl's account.
Russianguy: Who?
Bank: Inazuma, the second in command.
TheFairLady: What is her name?
Bank: I think Raiden Ei or some shit
TheFairLady: I'm on my way to Inazuma. I'll get it sorted out.
Bank: Alright
1stHarbinger: Also make sure you get the quotas from the agents.
TheFairLady: Consider it done.
TheFairLady: Oh I have something to share with you guys.
1stHarbinger: What is it?
TheFairLady: *insert picture*
GoodyTwoShoes: 😯
TheDoctor: Childe really got murdered 💀
KnavesPuppet: Fucking deserved
Russianguy has joined the chat
Russianguy: All you guys are so fucking rude
Numbknees: I didn't even say anything
Nottheleader: Neither have I
Numbknees: But he ain't wrong tho ☠️
Russianguy: Wow, you now are my least favorite person for today
Numbknees: Bro what?
TheAuthor: Childe has a least favorite person everyday
1stHarbinger: Did I not remove you?
TheAuthor: He could basically hate you one day then suddenly you're his favorite Harbinger the next.
Russianguy: actually third favorite harbinger i have first and second place all strapped down.
FatuiDwarf: Whomever might those two be, dear Ajax?
Russianguy: First is obviously you Pulcinella. Youre like the second best father I was granted.
FatuiDwarf: I love you too. 😊
Russianguy: Second is Capitano
Russianguy: He's so big and strong. I'd definitely like to fight him one day. His tittes are also big so it's safe to presume that they're soft as fuck. Like clouds that I could sleep in while he holds me through the night. We'd feed each other breakfast in the morning and run across the shoreline at night in nothing but our underwear. Then we'd horde off anybody who'd want to break us apart. We would be the most beautiful power couple.
Russianguy: Oh if only something oh so terrible happened to Zhongli, I'd come running to Capitano to lay in his big, buff, and meaty arms and cry in his big, bouncy, enormous, soft tits.
Seen at 20:13
TheFairLady: *inserts picture*
TheAuthor: *Realization washes over Childe as he soon realized what he just confessed.* “This is bad” *Childe said aloud, his fingers trying to delete the messages but the damage was irreversible. And his wifi was shitty*
Russianguy: Shit!
Russianguy: Signora delete that!
TheFairLady: Nah I'm good.
Russianguy has left the chat
TheAuthor: *Childe leaves the chat as he rushes to text Zhongli that if Signora sends something to the group chat to not believe. His heart racing furiously as he texts fast. Meanwhile, Capitano is rereading what Childe said, not understanding anything.*
Nottheleader: I actually do understand
Nottheleader: I'm just surprised cause no one has made verbal comments about my breast except two people.
KnavesPuppet: One, @TheAuthor please kindly shut the fuck up
KnavesPuppet: Two, who said that?
Nottheleader: Well, the first person was Pierro
GoodyTwoShoes: Pierro!? 😨
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Nottheleader: And the second one was Varka.
Numbknees: Who?
Nottheleader: You two know each other. He was with me in Natlan.
KnavesPuppet: And you let him?
Nottheleader: Is it not a compliment?
KnavesPuppet: …
TheDoctor: You need to learn when someone is actually complimenting you and when someone is just being a straight up pervert.
Nottheleader: ?
Seen at 20:34
Barbatos is watching you from your closet