The Art of Getting Everything Wrong

The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
F/F
M/M
G
The Art of Getting Everything Wrong
Characters
Achilles/Patroclus (Song of Achilles), Achilles (Song of Achilles), Patroclus (Song of Achilles), Odysseus (Song of Achilles), Diomedes (Song of Achilles), Penelope (Song of Achilles), Clytemnestra (Ancient Greek Religion & Lore)
Tags
Slow Burn Friends to Lovers Mutual Pining Attempt at Humor Idiots in Love Misunderstandings tw: unhealthy background relationships
Summary
Patroclus doesn't like Briseis' new boyfriend. Achilles doesn't like Patroclus' non-existent boyfriend. Patroclus' dog doesn't like Achilles. And no matter how hard Diomedes tries, people just don't seem to get what he's attempting to say.Or: Patroclus tries to question the state of Briseis' relationship without giving away who he's talking about. Achilles is convinced Patroclus' is trapped in an unhealthy relationship, and needs him to know how a good boyfriend would treat him. Chaos ensures.
Note
My life's a chaotic mess right now, so I need to write something silly and cute.Enjoy <3

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