
Introductions and gaming
17:23
Don’tTrySuicide Added GravityDefyingGod, WereSushi, EmoLongCoat and 13 others
DrFrostMaths: Dazai what the hell is this? Why would you add the port mafia members here?
Don’tTrySuicide: Well Kunikida this is a group chat with the ADA and the port mafia!
DocWine: I would say that this is a bad idea but this will be absolutely hilarious
DrFrostMaths: Hm, I don’t think that this is a good idea, Dazai.
DrFrostMaths: Also what the hell is with the usernames Dazai?!?
Don’tTrySuicide: You worry too much Kunikida plus usernames are fun!
ResponsibleOne2: Dazai, How did you even get all our numbers?
Don’tTrySuicide: I have my ways to find that out Hitrotsu!
EmoLongCoat: I swear to god if my username has something to do with being emo then I will kill all of you.
EmoLongCoat: God fucking damnit.
StabbyStab: LOL
WereSushi: I don’t think that this group chat is that bad of an idea
EmoLongCoat: Why are you here Weretiger??
WereSushi: I don’t know, Maybe it's because it's a ADA and Port mafia group chat Akutagawa??
StabbyStab: he got you there Ryuu
EmoLongCoat: Gin, you supposed to be on my side!
StabbyStab: whoops
ProtectorOfCows: Hello everyone!! I hope we can all get along!!
TofuKnife: Hi Kenji!!
DocWine: I think that it would be a good idea for us all to say what our names are as the usernames are quite confusing
DocWine: I’ll go first, I’m Akiko Yosano, ADA
ResponsibleOne1: Kouyou Ozaki, Port mafia.
DontTrySuicide: i’m dazai obviously!
ProtectorOfCows: I’m Kenji!! Nice to meet you all!
ExplosiveLemons: KAJII!
DrFrostMaths: Doppo Kunikida, ADA.
Don’tTrySuicide: no need to be so formal kunikida!
EmoLongCoat: Ryuunosuke Akutagawa.
WereSushi: Atsushi, ADA!
EmoLongCoat: Ugh.
WereSushi: Shut up Akutagawa.
PewwyPew: I’m Higuchi!
StabbyStab: Gin.
ResponsibleOne2: I’m Ryuurou Hirotsu, One of the only responsible people in the port mafia.
GravityDefyingGod: Heh, That definitely is true!
GravityDefyingGod:...
GravityDefyingGod: Dazai.
Don’tTrySuicide!: Aww, do you not like your username chibi?
ResponsibleOne1: Dazai please shut up before I make you.
GravityDefyingGod: Shut the fuck up you shitty mackerel!
Don’tTrySuicide: at least i’m not a chibified hat-rack!
ProtectorOfCows: Does anyone know what’s going on? I don't think it's a good idea to be fighting!
EmoLongCoat: This might have something to do with the username, I don’t really know what’s going on either though.
GingerBandaid: Lets just continue introducing ourselves, their probably fighting in their Dms now lmao
GingerBandaid: Oh i’m Tachihara by the way!
GingerBandaid: And @GravityDefyingGod was Chuuya if you couldn’t already tell
HeKnowsAll: Well that was definitely amusing, I’m Ranpo the worlds greatest detective!!
IllusionSnow: I’m Junichirou Tanizaki from the ADA
TofuKnife: i’m Kyouka.
StabbyStab: Okay i think we’ve all introduced ourselves now
TeacherMum: @Don’tTrySuicide Please stop giving all your paperwork to Atsushi, You need to do your own work.
Don’tTrySuicide: But Kunikidaaa thats so boringgg!!
ResponsibleOne2: I’m not even surprised that Dazai is still not doing his own paperwork.
TeacherMum: He was like that in the Port Mafia as well?
ResponsibleOne2: Of course he was, In all my years of working with him I never saw him do his paperwork a single time.
ResponsibleOne1: He would just pile all of his paperwork on Chuuya and Akutagawa even though they already had enough paperwork of their own to get on with.
Don’tTrySuicide: Heyy noww there is no need to call me out like that!
TeacherMum: Just get on with your work Dazai and stop making people do it for you!
Don’tTrySuicide: I’d rather not :)
TeacherMum: DAZAI.
23:59
Don’tTrySuicide: @EmoLongCoat @WereSushi @GravityDefyingGod Do you three want to play Minecraft???
Don’tTrySuicide: I know you three are the only ones still awake!
WereSushi: Sure that sounds like fun even if we are supposed to be sleeping!
EmoLongCoat: I guess so as Dazai is telling me to do so, even if it's not ideal to be playing a game with the were-tiger.
WereSushi: Hey I'm also putting up with you as well!
GravityDefyingGod: I guess so, I have nothing better to do right now
EmoLongCoat: Well sleep is something better to do
WereSushi: Have you played this game before Chuuya?
GravityDefyingGod: Me and Dazai used to play minecraft whenever we had free time a while back, Dazai was such a nuisance while playing
Don’tTrySuicide: You were always so bad at the game Chuuya!
Don’tTrySuicide: You had the worst luck with the game, everything would go wrong whenever you were nearby
GravityDefyingGod: Hey! I wasn’t that bad at the game, the game just hated me!
Don’tTrySuicide: Yeah yeah, Stop making excuses Chuuya!!
WereSushi: @EmoLongCoat what the hell have we agreed to..?
EmoLongCoat: This will definitely be an experience..?
Don’tTrySuicide: are you guys going to get into the game or what??
GravityDefyingGod: I’m just loading in! Be patient Dazai!
Don’tTrySuicide: says the Chibi, You are like the most impatient person i know!
GravityDefyingGod: OI, I’M NOT IMPATIENT
Don’tTrySuicide: suree you aren’tt
WereSushi: Can you two stop fighting for just a minute!
GravityDefyingGod: Fine, But anyway are you and Akutagawa almost loaded in yet?
EmoLongCoat: I’ve Just loaded in.
WereSushi: Same here!
Don’tTrySuicide: you two seem to be getting on well~
EmoLongCoat: As if i would even get along with the weretiger!
WereSushi: What?? I would never get along well with him, Dazai!
Don’tTrySuicide: sure sure~
WereSushi: Do we have a plan for what we’re going to do?
Don’tTrySuicide: We obviously need to build a small base first so we should gather some materials!
WereSushi: That’s a relatively good idea, dazai
EmoLongCoat: While you two do that i’m going to gather food.
GravityDefyingGod: Well i’m jut going to go to the mines!
Don’tTrySuicide: JUT
WereSushi: JUT
EmoLongCoat: JUT
GravityDefyingGod: SHUT UP
GravityDefyingGod: If i find any good ores then i’m not giving any to you three!
Don’tTrySuicide: i’ll just steal it from your chest then!!
EmoLongCoat: I’ve found a herd of cows so i’ll be getting lots of food from this
WereSushi: That’s good, I’ve gotten around a stack of wood so i thibnk i can start building a house
WereSushi: Oh akutagawa, can you start getting 12 pieces of wool so we can sleep?
EmoLongCoat: Thibnk
EmoLongCoat: I guess i can get that for us since its important
Don’tTrySuicide fell from a high place
EmoLongCoat: Dazai?!?
WereSushi: How did you manage that??
WereSushi: We left you alone for like 2 minutes??
GravityDefyingGod: Wow the mackerel has already died
GravityDefyingGod: At this point i’m not even surprised
Don’tTrySuicide: THERE WAS A RAVINE.
Don’tTrySuicide: I DIDN’T SEE IT
WereSushi: That makes sense i guess?
WereSushi: Can you please try to actually help us
Don’tTrySuicide: Maybee
WereSushi: Well i’m starting to get the house built, Chuuya how are your mining adventures going?
GravityDefyingGod: I’m making my way down to below level 14 and i’ve got quite a bit of iron and other materials (which dazai will not be allowed to have)
Don’tTrySuicide: such a mean chibi!
Don’tTrySuicide: i could just steal them from your chest!!
GravityDefyingGod: Not if i kill you before you can!
GravityDefyingGod: People who aren’t contributing to the team shouldn’t get the shared resources!
Don’tTrySuicide: Such big words for such a tiny chibi!
GravityDefyingGod: SHUT UP DAZAI.
Don’tTrySuicide: oh?? is the hat-rack mad :)
Don’tTrySuicide: did your hat finally eat your brain
EmoLongCoat: Dazai just stop it, can you just contribute to this game
WereSushi: We all need to contribute to this dazai
Don’tTrySuicide: NOPE
GravityDefyingGod: Ughh, you never do any work in minecraft dazai
WereSushi: Akutagawa, how is your search for food and wool going?
EmoLongCoat: Oh i’ve gotten a stack of chicken, Two stacks of beef and two and a half stacks of mutton
EmoLongCoat: I have gotten more than enough wool as well
WereSushi: Wow thats actually really good!
WereSushi: I’ve just gotten done the first part of the base so that its safe enough for night
EmoLongCoat: I’ll head over to the base to put the food and wool in some chests
EmoLongCoat: Afterwards then i’ll join Chuuya in the mines
GravityDefyingGod: You can find your way to where i am by following the torches, i’ll wait where i am for you
EmoLongCoat: Okay i’m just heading there now
05:57
WereSushi: Does anyone else think that dazai has been strangely quiet, he’s barely been speaking in the group chat and none of us have seen him…
GravityDefyingGod: Oh that is not good
WereSushi: Uh, why is my game lagging so much?
WereSushi: Uhh i think i can see something lagging over the hill..?
Don’tTrySuicide: HELLO GUYS :>
WereSushi: WHAT THE FUCK
EmoLongCoat: what's going on, my game is lagging even tho I'm all the way in the cave
WereSushi: WHY DAZAI.
WereSushi: HOW DID YOU EVEN GET THAT MANY COWS??
GravityDefyingGod: did Dazai appear over the hill with cows again..?
WereSushi: AGAIN??
GravityDefyingGod: yeah he has done that multiple times before, it always crashes the game
Don'tTrySuicide: you said you wanted food, I've brought food >:)
WereSushi left the game
EmoLongCoat: Did the lagging kick him out of the game..?
GravityDefyingGod: Probably, that's what's usually happens
Don'tTrySuicide: oh no
Don'tTrySuicide: the game is lagging so much that It might explode
GravityDefyingGod: the consequences of your own actions
Don'tTrySuicide has left the game
EmoLongCoat: Anddd he's gone
EmoLongCoat: wait
EmoLongCoat: Don't we have work today, it's like 6 in the morning and we haven't slept
EmoLongCoat: and all the evidence of us not sleeping is in the group chat
GravityDefyingGod: I'm so glad that Mori isn't in the group chat, if he was then he would be absolutely fuming
GravityDefyingGod: we probably should have made a different group chat for playing Minecraft..
EmoLongCoat: well we should probably get to work before the others notice..
GravityDefyingGod: I’d rather not be lectured by Ane-san and Hirotsu again…
7:32
ResponsibleOne1: You guys really need to get a better sleep schedule…
DocWine: What the hell happened last night..?
ResponsibleOne2: This has happened way too many times…
DrFrostMaths: Dazai, Atsushi you two better be at work today.
HeKnowsAll: I highly doubt that they'll be here on time
HeKnowsAll: They had one hell of a night
ResponsibleOne1: I’m quite surprised that both Chuuya and Akutagawa turned up to work after staying awake all night.
IllusionSnow: That is definitely some serious dedication to be able to turn up to work after that
15:41
DrFrostMaths: @Don'tTrySuicide @WereSushi Where the hell are you two?
DrFrostMaths: I’m guessing you both are still asleep then.
DrFrostMaths: Why do I even bother with you two…