Avengers + Peter being stupid

Shuri: *Coming into a room to see Peter hanging from the ceiling* "Ew, a spider."

Peter: "Ew, a fat, ugly, depressed bitch."

All of the avengers: *Both shocked and horrified*

Meanwhile, Shuri and Peter: *Dying of laughter on the floor*

T'Challa: "I think it's a 'Tic-Tac' thing"

Peter: "I got a present from Mr. Stark!"

Aunt May: "What is it?"

Peter: "It seems heavy, maybe it's his disappointment in me."

Tony, across the room: "PETER, NO-"

Peter: "I want to be a caterpillar."

Stephen: "Explain?"

Peter: "Eat a lot, sleep for awhile. Wake up beautiful."

Stephen: "You know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks, right?"

Peter: "That's another highlight."

Tony: "pETER NO-"