
Characters
Tags
Parent Tony Stark
Crack
Peter Parker Acts Like a Spider
Fluff and Crack
idk - Freeform
How Do I Tag
I Don't Even Know
Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure
I Tried
irregular updates
everyone is stupid
that's all
The Avengers Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figures
Avengers being stupid
rehehe
Summary
Just everyone being stupid.
Note
rEaD aT yOuR OwN wILL.
Concerning Peter and Tony.
April 30, 2025 at 01:56 AM
Tony: "Hey kid, have you eaten yet?"
Peter: *On the ceiling, hissing*
Tony: "What in the living hell?" *Attempts to approach Peter.
Peter: *Crawls into the corner and continues hissing.*
Tony: "Why are all my kids demons? Peter, bud, can you-"
Peter: *Hisses louder and crawls into a vent*
Tony: "SHIT!"
Peter: *Walks into the living room to where Tony is.*
Peter: "Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good.."
Tony: *Turns towards Peter.*
Tony: *Flashbacks to when Peter disintegrates.*
Peter: "Wut?"
Tony: "Hey kid, what are you doing this weekend?"
Peter: "Nothing"
Tony: "You sure?"
Peter: "Yeah, everyone keeps dying on me!"
Tony:
Peter:
Tony: "Exuse mE?"