~-~-Part One-~-~
Clint: "I'm the most responsible Avenger member!"
Natasha: "Didn't you set your room on fire last night?"
Clint: "There was a spider!"
Peter: "Rude."
Natasha: "Peter almost DIED, Clint!"
Natasha: "Did you just fall?"
Clint: "I attacked the floor."
Natasha: "Backwards?"
Clint: "I'm freaking talented."
Tony: "You okay kid?"
Peter: "Yeah? Why?"
Tony: "I mean I just watched you slip down a couple stairs lay on the floor for a minute and then start singing the baby shark song."
Sam: "Billie Eilish is honestly the most hardworking, successful teenager I know."
Peter:
Peter: "I can lift 50 tons."
Sam: "But can you pay your parents bills?"
Peter:
Peter: "I don't have parents."
Peter, angry: "WHAT DOES SPIDER DO WHEN IT'S MAD?"
Tony: "I don't k-"
Peter, clambering to the nearest wall: "IT GETS DRIVEN UP THE WALLS, MR. STARK."
Tony, afraid:
Peter: "That's it, I'm telling Mr. Stark!! DAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!
Shuri: "lmao did you just call stark d-"
Peter:
Shuri:
Peter:
Shuri: "He's right behind me isn't he."
Baby: *Is crying*
Loki: *Picks up the baby* "It's okay...you'll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older."
Bruce:
Bruce:"Dude are you okay?"
Peter: "I'm just curious! Do you think, with our advanced healing, we could actually drink bleach?"
Steve: "..."
Bucky: "..."
Steve: "Well, there's only one way to find-"
Tony, spraying them all with water: "ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
Peter: *Can't sleep because of nightmares*
Peter: "Listen to your therapist they said."
Peter: "You've been through a lot of trauma they said."
Peter: *Throws pillow* "WELL YOUR BREATHING EXERCISES AREN'T WORKING NOW, ARE THEY DEBORAH!!"