Life isn't fair
Popuko was sulking on her bed. It had been three days since the Tiktok rizz party, unfortunately on that fateful evening Yuno decided to stay behind in Urineland. She hadn't left her room in days nor did she want to. Whenever someone tried to check up on her, they were met with unruly grumbles. Theres only so many times you can face the wrath of Popuko, but luckily one brave soul was willing. Knock. Popuko glared at her door then slammed her head into her pillow."Go away!" she shouted. Knock. There it was, that knock again. Popuko fumed, what part of do not disturb do they not get?! She stomped towards the door and swung it open."Sarvente I swear to god if-" she grumbled, not paying attention to the girl that was actually in front of her. "It's me, Popuko" Pipimi said. Popuko felt relieved."Oh, well why didn't cha come sooner?! I would have let you in you know.." said Popuko in an irritated tone."I just thought you could use some space" Pipimi assured."Because my best friend avoiding me totally makes me feel better about my other best friend" she mumbled."Hey! I know how you get...I could've sworn you were PMSing" chuckled Pipimi, trying to lighten the mood. "Well I'm not, plus I have every right to be upset about Yuno!" retaliated Popuko. "Oh Popuko, you can't stay in here forever" said Pipimi."And what if I do" sneered Popuko. Pipimi let out a loud sigh, then sniffed the air. "You really need to get out of here" said Pipimi, fanning the air. "It's not that bad..." lied Popuko, secretly breathing through her mouth."Even Yuno knew how to take a shower when she was bed written" said Pipimi."Are you trying to make me miss her more?!" Popuko growled."I'm just saying!" responded Pipimi."Theres no time for hygiene when I'll probably never see her again" Popuko said, blinking back tears."Don't be such a pessimist" said Pipimi."Face it Pipimi, there's no point in staying hopeful" groaned Popuko. She tossed herself onto her bed and sunk into her sheets.
Pipimi looked around Popuko's room to find something to cheer her up. Eventually she found a pile of plushies on the floor, presumably from falling off Popuko's bed. She picked up Popuko's favorite."Now now, don't be sad my friend" said Pipimi in a cartoonishly high pitched voice. Popuko lifted her head."You don't wanna make Mr Muffins sad, do you?" Pipimi continued. Popuko exhaled hot air through her nose."Nice try!"snorted Popuko. Pipimi started to smother Popuko,"Mr Muffins wants a hug!" she chirped. Popuko laughed in response. Suddenly her mood soured."Oh Pipimi, whats the point" Popuko slumped."You never know" hummed Pipimi."But I do know, after that weird black hole thing disappeared it closed the portals to other worlds, making it impossible to go back to Urineland!" said Popuko. Pipimi smirked."What are you smiling about...this is serious!" snapped Popuko."Popu-chan you poor girl~" teased Pipimi."Are you here to mock me or pity me?!" pouted Popuko. Pipimi pulled out two tickets and started waving them very slowly."The fuck are tickets gonna do at a time like this?!" scoffed Popuko."We're going to the fair of course" chirped Pipimi. Popuko raised an eyebrow."Aaand we have a special guest coming along" Pipimi said with intrigue. Popuko rolled her eyes. "It's Yuno~"Pipimi said quietly, yet loud enough for Popukp to hear. She perked up instantly."B-but how?! The portals won't open!" blurted Popuko."I'm not too sure myself but apparently the new Gacha Poopy Pants found this teleporter thingy, so they can visit whenever now" Pipimi said."Well when are we going?!" Popuko asked in excitement."The second you take a shower, and when the others get ready" Pipimi replied."Why didn't you say so? It's a total pigsty in here" said Popuko, jumping out of bed. Pipimi giggled. "I'll be downstairs then" said Pipimi.
Once Popuko put on a pretty sundress, she slid down the stair rail and made her way downstairs."Tada~☆" she beamed. Sarvente tapped her fingers together in joy."How adorable!" she stated."She's adorable when she's not trying to maul anyone" said Taki, keeping her distance from Popuko."You said it!" Juuzou said, you could see the stars and birds flying around his head."What happened to him..?" Clover asked with concern."Tried to ask her for the remote" said Bruce."It's such a shame you can't come with us" said Sarvente."Playboy things..you know" Bruce said, looking to the side ominously."If being a playboy includes being a mega fag!" snarked Cartman."Shut up Cartman or we'll have to stay here" snarled Kyle."Enough boys" said Cacao."I'm not sure how you do it" said Sarvente. She could handle tails, hell even Popuko, but the rest of the kiddos were a whole other can of worms. Fortunately Cacao was willing to watch them most of the time."Are we gonna stand around and do jack shit or are we gonna go to the fair?!" Popuko hollered, tugging on Sarvente's sleeve."Let's not get feisty now..come on everyone" Sarvente said, trying not to upset Popuko. They made their way to the freesmart van."Seat belts everyone" said Cacao."Uh, Cartman can't make his fit" said Stan, pointing to Cartman struggling."I'll make my wafflebots hold him down" said Strawberry Crepe Cookie."That won't be necessary, you won't need them" Cacao said firmly."But how will I terrorize innocent civilians?!" huffed Crepe."You'll be too busy playing games and having fun to do that" said Cacao."But that is fun" huffed Crepe. "Quiet all ya! I'm not wasting another second" said Popuko impatiently. Pipimi squeezed Popuko's hand. Cacao started up the van. "Have fun on your date, Bruce" he said before driving off.
The drive was rather uneventful, it was filled with the sounds of chattering and the faint tunes of Weezer playing on the radio."We're only five minutes away!" announced Cacao."I'm so excited! Who are you most excited to see, Sarvente?" asked a giddy Popuko."Definitely Luka, we really hit it off" said Sarvente, warmly smiling. Taki tensed up at the mention of the vocaloid's name."Ugh, I just hope I dont see that dreadful Gwenpool again" Popuko complained. Some things would never change. They finally arrived at the fairgrounds. Popuko's heart rate increased as she saw those red and white striped tents. She raced out of the car the second Cacao parked."Easy there tiger!" said Juuzou,leaping behind her."I'll show you tiger alright" said Popuko."No threatening our teammates" Sarvente scolded. Popuko could care less though, she would be reunited with Yuno. Maybe that stupid boy she was with would leave them alone for the day too. Speaking of which, she was happily waving at her from the fair entrance. It wasn't just her though, the other Gacha Poopy Pants warriors were there too as promised."Sarv! So great to see you" called Luka."Same for you" chirped Sarvente."And I'm Taki, her girlfriend" Taki interrupted."I already knew that, you two were completely boo'd up at that party" said Luka unbothered. There was an uncomfortable silence. Sarvente scrambled to figure out how to break it."Aha! Let's go give them our tickets so we can get into the fair" she giggled nervously. Luka and Taki exchanged strange looks yet followed Sarvente's orders.
Popuko, Pipimi, and Yuno dashed off to the ferris wheel. Cartman was pigging out on some fried chicken. Cacao and the boys (plus Crepe) we're playing some typical carnival games. Sarvente and Luka were catching up, while Taki awkwardly watched. Gwen was taking selfies at one of those strange cutout things. Clover played his guitar, gaining a small audience. He really fit in around here. Juuzou was getting ready to shoot his shot at the dunk tank."Easy peasy lemon squeezy" said Juuzou, narrowing his eyes trying to calculate the perfect pitch."Whatever you say.." muttered the man in the dunk tank. He took another bite of his corndog. Juuzou threw the ball, landing smack in the middle of the target, causing the floor beneath the man's chair to collapse. He was completely soaked, and had an even soggier corndog, boy was he angry."You could say you made a total splash" joked Juuzou."Sure kid, now go claim your prize" said the man unamused, eager to get him out of his site."I'm not a kid but thanks, I love me some prizes" said Juuzou, merrily skipping away. Meanwhile Yuno, Pipimi and Popuko stood in the line for the ferris wheel. Just perfect, Popuko thought. She was spending an entire day with her two best buds, nothing could ruin this. Until she recognized that familiar brunette coming towards them."Sorry I'm late, Yuno" he said, giving Yuno a heart-shaped cotton candy. She practically melted, just like how that cotton candy was under the hot sun. Popuko was revolted."Umm actually I don't wanna ride the ferris wheel" she said, attempting to sound casual."But it's almost our turn" said Pipimi puzzled."Turn, shm-urn! I'd rather be in an urn" Popuko said, letting her true intentions shine through."Not this again" mumbled Yuno."Uh you guys hear that?" asked Yukiteru growing weary."The sound of you being socked? Coming right up" said Popuko."No, the sound of a .....tsunami?!" screeched Yuki as a large tide came their way.
The line quickly disintegrated, screams of terror all around. Fair displays being brutally torn apart as the force of the waves came through."Don't worry everyone, I'll use my sexy demon girl powers" said Sarvente. "Fascinating" cooed an unknown voice. Sarvente stopped dead in her tracks."Ruv...?" she pondered. The last she'd seen of him is when he joined the cringe nation, unfortunately he didn't make it."That's me alright!" replied the voice. It took Sarvente a while to realize this was Urineland's version of Ruv, he was much different compared to her's. He looked a lot like Sarvente and seemed to act like her too, it was an out of body experience to say the least."Long time no see.." she said nervously."I wouldn't say that, anyways I learned how to waterbend! Who knew I could create a whole natural disaster like this" he said, nonchalantly. Sarvente couldn't believe it, Ruv could get violent but only when he was provoked, yet the fact this other Ruv was more than willing to drown people was beyond disturbing. She had to do something. She summoned a pentagram and worked her magic, but the funny thing was Ruv did the same thing."Forgetting I'm a demon now?" he chuckled."H-huh" she stammered. Ruv striked her with a large blast of hellfire. Sarvente collapsed mid air due to the intensity of the hit. She tried to counter the attack yet her body refused. She felt too weak to do anything. Sarvente was starting to sink below, letting the water devour her already fragile body. Swap Ruv laughed to himself some more."That definitely can't be the real Sarvente" snickered Ruv. Just then he felt a mighty force punch his cheek."Take that dweeb!" yelled Popuko furiously. Ruv brushed his fingers over his newly acquired wound."Shouldn't you be in school?" he questioned."Its a Saturday jackass" Popuko replied."I'll make do of you too then" he said, snapping his fingers. Smallish imps appeared and tacked Popuko."Oh this is nothing!" she said, pushing them off with ease. Ruv started sweating, had he really found a worthy opponent. He summoned a wave of water and pushed Popuko away.
"F-Fuck you!" she screamed, swallowing a mouthful of water."Does anyone know how to combat water infused with demonic energy" said Juuzou, climbing on top of a flagpole. He gripped on tightly yet was hard due to the slipperiness of the situation."Where's the justice league when you need them" Gwen groaned. "We don't need the justice league when we have the Gacha Poopy Pants" said Cacao."I'm sorry but there's no way we can combat against a literal tsunami, plus I'm getting soggy!" whined Clover. Another large wave appeared, this time covering the entire fairgrounds. Juuzou fell off his flag pole. Juuzou, Clover, Cacao, Crepe, and the boys were whisked away by the wave. Ruv cackled, he hadn't had this much fun in ages."I can't breathe!" shrieked Cartman, struggling to keep his fat head above the water."Just hold on" said Cacao, bringing Cartman closer. Sarvente was still nowhere in site. Popuko tried to swim against the wave but the current was far too strong."Just wait until I get my hands on you!" she hollered."Ow!" Gwen howled. A passing tent had hit her head."HAHAHA!" pointed and laughed Popuko. Just then an even bigger tent smacked her head."Just as things couldn't get any worse" she mumbled."WHERE IS SARVENTE?!?! I DONT SEE HER ANYWHERE" shrieked Taki. She looked at Luka and gritted her teeth. "This is your fault" Taki scorned."Puh-lease! You were with us the whole time, attachment issues much" Luka sassed."Sarvente could be drowning and all you care about is beefing with Luka?!" Popuko scowled."Shes immortal, but we either way we know the REAL problem here" said Taki sourly, glaring at Luka."Um guys...we have a whole other problem" Juuzou said nervously, motioning towards the newly formed wave coming their way. Only this time it was greater and graver than any of the previous ones. It was Ruv's final blow. The colossal wave toppled them, blocking all light and fresh air. Soon there was nothing but darkness and murky seawater.