Escape the evil karma island obby
After hours of floating in the remains of the tsunami, it was getting dark. Only the moon was there to illuminate them. Everyone was pretty ticked off and tired."If only we brought that teleporter with us" grumbled Luka."So we can send you back home?" scoffed Taki. Luka ignored Taki's insult, she wasn't in the mood."Tsk tsk tsk, humanity being atrocious as always" murmured Nikolai. Popuko's eye twitched "Atrocious...YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S ATROCIOUS?! Another seemingly perfect day being ruined by fucktards like you" blurted Popuko."Oh you'll be fine" Kotone sassed."Hey guys, you might wanna look ahead" said Clover Cookie."Land ho!" beamed Juuzou. It was like an island appeared out of thin air. Those sandy shores looked like paradise compared to the pandemonium from before."Well what are we waiting for?! Let's fucking go" said Popuko."And I thought I was impatient" said Crepe impressed. They swam towards the coast of the isle. Juuzou practically walked on water the way he leaped out. He then started to make sand snow-angels. Clover chucked."You know what this calls for.." said Clover, pulling out his slightly damaged guitar."Don't even!" Yuno snarled. If looks could kill, Clover would be long gone. Clover frowned, at least he was in a good mood now. A chill breeze blew past Pipimi."Sheesh, it sure is chilly out here" said Pipimi, wrapping her arms around one another."Chilli? Where?!" asked Cartman excitedly."We could make a campfire but last thing we need is Clover's ass to go kumbaya on us" said Popuko. Clover glanced over, his frown drooping even more now. Suddenly there was a ruffle in the bushes. Everyone went dead silent.
"Am I interrupting anything?" poked out a deer head. It was none other than the radio demon, his toothy grin was all too recognizable."We're saved!" cheered Juuzou, still covered in sand."I'm afraid not" said Alastor."What?! Why not?!" fumed Popuko. Alastor smiled wider."Me and these fine specimen have been stranded on this island for quite a while now" he responded."What specimen?" Clover asks."Now gentlemen, we don't want to be rude to our guests" said Alastor, turning his head back towards the bush. Six men made an entrance. It was Drake, Will Wood, EDP445, Baldi, Mark Zukerberg, and Thomas Jefferson in a Miku Binder. Luka scoffed, a binder of her would have been better."Zucky, can you unban my Instagram account?" pleaded Cartman."Afraid not, you violated the guidelines by committing hate speech" Mark said blankly.">Snowflakes these days! Can't handle being called a slur anymore" uttered Kuprum. Taki grabbed a stick and started doodling in the sand. Luka watched over her shoulder."Boy you really do have attachment issues" said Luka. Taki flushed red and quickly scribbled out her sand drawing of Sarvente. "So, how did you guys get here anyways" said Taki, trying to shift the subject."Someone here was looking for a cupcake " said Will Wood, one of his eyebrows raised. All eyes went to EDP445. "T-that was just my James Charles alter folks!" he stammered."Okay, someone seriously keep the kids away from this guy" said Cacao alarmed. Drake started to sweat."I just don't get it, why waste your precious time on this pitiful isle" said Nikolai."Trust me we've tried to leave before" said Miku binder."And?" asked Luka, expecting a reason."We are basically trapped here! This magic force field won't let us leave.." wailed Will Wood."Fuck that, I'm outta here!" Popuko pronounced. She ran back towards the shore, but before she could even touch the water, an invisible barrier blocked her way."Once you get in you can't get out" sighed Will Wood.
I was a bad girl~ ♪
"Oh no...here she comes!" shrieked Drake."Do I even wanna know" trembled Juuzou. Jojo made herself visible, though it would have been better if she stayed out of sight. Her bootleg kiss makeup gave everyone the heebie jeebies. Suddenly she lunged at them on all fours."Pipimi, I don't like this.." said Popuko, latching onto Pipimi's arm."I don't think anyone does..." Pipimi said. There was only one thing to do. RUN. Jojo chased them like a rabid beast."She's gaining on us!" cried Baldi. Clover did the unthinkable and whipped out his guitar. He tried to aim for Jojo's bojangling hairline but he missed by a landslide. His heart broke, watching his instrument shatter into a million pieces. Kuprum started to pant, he couldn't keep up.">I can't keep up.." he huffed."Just drop that big ass backpack!" gruffed Popuko.">I can't..it's too valuable!" he sputtered. Suddenly Jojo tackled Kuprum. She began to dry dump him vigorously."KARMA'S A BITCH!" Jojo sang, picking up the pace. He yelped for help, but all everyone could do was watch."Good riddance" said Luka."I can't look.." said Juuzou, covering his eyes."Now's our chance!" said Miku binder."Not so fast" said a girl in red. She placed her fingers to her lips and whistled. Girls came out from the trees, dressed in similar attire to Jojo."Sic' em!" demanded the girl in red. But before both Gacha Poopy teams Pants could even attempt an escape, they had already been captured."Take the little ones to the tickle fort, Colleen will love them" said the girl in red."You won't get away with this!" Cacao said scornfully.
Sarvente finally awoken, she had quite the foggy memory though. She got up and looked around."Where am I?" she thought out loud. Was she at the fair? The other GGP HQ? The Poop King's lair? Maybe she was back at the rizz party? It all looked so unfamiliar."Hello" said a voice, merely identical to Sarvente's. She was startled to say the least."Ah! Don't creep behind me like that" squawked Sarvente. Her mimicker stared at her blankly. Sarvente started to examine the woman before her, it was like looking in a mirror. The only difference was her colors and overall attitude."You must be this world's version of me.." said Sarvente, taken aback. Swap Sarvente nodded. Sarvente was sweating nervously, it was like Swap Sarvente was staring into the depths of her demonic soul. Swap Sarvente smirked at her double's anxiousness."Out of curiosity, I'd like to know how I got here" asked Sarvente, twiddling her fingers."I convinced Ruv to spare you" said Swap Sarvente."Spare me? Wait- OH MY GOODNESS, ARE MY FRIENDS OKAY?!?" Sarvente panicked."Unfortunately, yes" Swap Sarvente replied. Sarvente let out a sigh of relief."Well I'd like to see them then" said Sarvente."They're not here" said Swap Sarvente. Sarvente's woes started to pour in again. "Where are they then?!" she begged. Swap Sarvente suddenly got the most devious plan. She pushed regular Sarvente onto the wall and pinned her. Sarvente's face was pinker than ever."I could tell you, but what would be the fun in that~" she teased. Sarvente took a deep breath."Just tell me where they are" Sarvente said assertively."That's not how it works" said Swap Sarvente."Fine! Just tell me what I need to do" said Sarvente, admitting defeat. There was no way she was willing to take on this other version of herself. She was still weak from the fall, not to mention how intimidating her counterpart was."This way" said Swap Sarvente. They walked through the halls of the church. It was an exact replica of the one back home. Sarvente got goosebumps as they headed to their designated location.
"Watch your step" said Swap Sarvente, leading Sarvente down some creaky stairs. There was a door at the end of the spiral steps. Sarvente pondered the contents inside, but was beyond anything she imagined."Welcome to my sex dungeon!" excitedly said Swap Sarvente. Sarvente was bewildered. Swap Sarvente started to strip, tearing away her nun outfit."How could you keep something so unholy in such a holy place.." gawked Sarvente. She felt something slap her ass."Don't ask too many questions" Swap Sarvente said, holding a whip. Sarvente made her way to the door, but the door was already locked. Sarvente gulped."I suggest you get on with that favor, otherwise you'll never hear from your puny friends again" grinned Swap Sarvente."I'm sorry, I can't!" she shouted, shoving her swap away."There better be a good reason" grumbled Swap Sarvente."My girlfriend, Taki...she would never approve of this!" Sarvente said."Taki isn't here" reasoned Swap Sarvente."It's still cheating! Adultery is a sin, one I cannot commit" answered Sarvente. She still wanted to make it into heaven someday, even if she was rejected six times already. Ever since she's dedicated her life to being pure...kind of, it's kind of difficult when you're a succubus. Sarvente might not have the cleanest record but she still wanted to guide others to the light. Engaging in sin and hurting others was simply not an option, especially when hurting someone she cares about."I can sense those succubi hormones, trust me Ruv is a incubus and I have to satisfy his urges all the time" griped Swap Sarvente. She wasn't too keen on the idea at first, but after thinking about it more she started to warm up. She was basically fucking herself, what would the harm in that be? Plus by the time she'd reached climax she'll be recharged."I guess it wouldn't hurt.." Sarvente said slyly. Swap Sarvente licked her lips.
"This is officially the worst day ever!" whined Popuko."Beats whatever's happening to Kuprum" said Pipimi, trying to comfort Popuko."I just hope Sarvente is alright" Taki said."I just hope we'll be alright" said Juuzou, pointing to the fire they were suspended over. The girl in red had tied them in the ropes she used in her BDSM session with Jojo."Jeez is this tight" squirmed Clover, yet there was hardly any wiggle room."Psst Alastor! Use your power of cultural appropriation" suggested Will Wood."This barrier won't allow me to do voodoo" Alastor replied calmly."This is one of those times I really could be bending reality" groused Gwen. Unfortunately her powers didn't have the same effect in a non comic setting."I'm so hot!" moaned Luka."Oh so you hit on me now that my girlfriend isn't here" said Taki, shooting a dirty look at Luka."No you doofus, they're lowering us into the fire" responded Luka irritated. They were only inches away from the flames."I should have worn my fire repellent" sighed Juuzou."You should have taken your meds" snapped Popuko."Stay calm everyone" said Hajime, trying to take order."Theres no point, Hajime, we're about to be burned alive" Kotone grumbled."I can't die like this, I have to help everyone!" cried Hajime."You could have helped Kuprum" said Nikolai, visibly upset."He doesn't contribute to the team at all" argued Luka."Thats still better than him contracting whatever disease Jojo is carrying" scoffed Nikolai. Hajime felt horrible, he was more than ready for those flames to engulf him, so he could atone for his wrongdoing. Their feet dangled above the tips of the inferno. Yuki blinked back tears, his life flashed before his eyes."Yuki, before we die I just want you to know I love you" Yuno said warmly, literally."I love you too Yuno..." he smiled weakly."Miss Mary Mack Mack Mack, don't burn me black black black" Drake sang sadly. This was really the end, the Gacha Poopy Pants legacy was coming to a close.
"No!" shouted Sarvente. Her hand started to glow a bright magenta."Succubus Slash!" she commanded. Her attack completely broke the barrier. She swooped down and put out the flames."Sarv!" Taki cheered. Luka smiled widely."How dare you interrupt our sacrifice to our God, Jojo Siwa" scowled the girl in red."I met God and she's BLACK" said Miku binder. The girl in red started swinging, Sarvente giggled. With ease, Sarvente summoned a pentagram and cased a spell which blasted her all the way to the other side of the island."I could do this all day~" she taunted, eyeing the other residents of karma island."You're fully charged!" Taki rejoiced, sprinting towards her lover."Sexually too~" Sarvente winked."Get a room you two" twined Gwen."Never agreed more" joined in Alastor."First we need to get off this shitty island! Jojo is still on the prowl and is probably looking for someone else to violate" shivered Popuko."I have just the thing" said Alastor, snapping his fingers. A boat materialized."So we had a boat this whole time..." said Will Wood."Of course! But it wasn't being put to good use, aha" chirped Alastor."If you guys didn't have a boat then how the hell did you get here?!" asked Popuko. Alastor placed a finger on Popuko's lip."No need to get rowdy dear, let's just say I used my abilities" Alastor answered."Tft, whatever white boy" Popuko snarked."Hes a brother" said Drake, putting on his thickest blackcent."Whatever even whiter boy" Popuko continued. Drake wet his pants a little."We're free!" shouted Crepe."Boys!" called Cacao."Ahem" corrected Crepe."And Crepe..." added Cacao. He gave them a big hug."Wait where's Kenny?" asked Cacao, noticing his absence."He sacrificed himself so we could escape" said Stan."Those bastards!" said Kyle."I still don't see any chilli!" huffed Cartman."I was talking about the weather, its still really cold though" chuckled Pipimi."Now that was a doozy!" exclaimed Juuzou."Let's leave this place behind, I don't wanna be on the set of Jojo's porno anymore" said Will Wood. Everyone agreed."To the boat!" said Juuzou, skipping joyfully.