part 2
"Kuku?!" he said, absolutely astonished. "Oh, hey Airy!" Kuku replied. Airy couldn't believe it, Kuku was really there! Sure he had a hunch before but it felt like a huge weight was finally lifted off his shoulders. His wish had come true. But what was even more surprising to him was Kuku's lack of a Spider-Man decked out in black and white. "So... where's Noir?" he asked, with a hint of disdain. "Oh pfft, that guy?! I dumped him ages ago" said Kuku. Airy's eye glimmered with hope, he really did have a chance. "Couldn't handle the long distance relationship, interdimensional stuff ya know? OMG dating a superhero is not worth the hype!" Kuku continued. Airy felt euphoric, Kuku couldn't help but notice his dazed expression. A smirk slithered onto it's face. "Why? Missed me that much.." teased Kuku. Airy broke down, "I couldn't live without you!" he blurted. Kuku was completely stunned. "Aww you poor thing" said Kuku, grabbing a hold of his hand. "Sorry.." Airy said sheepishly, looking to the side. "There's nothing to be sorry about snugglebuns! Now give me some sugar" Kuku said while pulling him in close. "So.. you're taking me back..??" Airy questioned, acting Kuku's embrace. "Let's just say you've rizzed me up" smiled Kuku.
"Ooh lala!" said Juuzou, pointing at the skibidi toilet piñata. Popuko frowned. "I'm sure she'll show up eventually, this place is pretty packed" assured Pipimi. "I dunno, I haven't seen Yuno since our um...blowout" Popuko said, crossing her and lowering her eyebrows. Popuko's eyes shifted towards a man hanging up a skibidi toilet piñata. "Alright, who's going first" the man said, wagging a stick. "Me! Me! Me! OOOH PICK ME!" Juuzou shouted, eagerly waving his hands in the air like one of those inflatable tube men. "Hmm, how about the short one with the blonde hair" he said, eyeing Popuko. "Aw man!" Juuzou pouted. Popuko shrugged, she walked onto the stage and retrieved the stick. "You'll need this" said the man, offering Popuko a blindfold. "The hell do I look like" scoffed Popuko. She threw the blindfold in his face, proceeding to kick him off the stage. "Here goes nothing!" said Popuko, swinging. She gave the piñata her hardest blow, causing its candy guts to rain everywhere. "You weren't supposed to hit it that hard.." the man croaked, struggling to get up. Popuko hopped off the stage and whacked the man in the back of his head. "That hard enough for ya?" she snarked. "That wasn't very nice" Sarvente said in disapproval, tapping her foot. "Not my fault he was acting like a retard" sneered Popuko. "You kids and these slurs" Sarvente shook her head. "Is he even alive.." Juuzou said, kicking his unconscious head. "Who cares, I want candy" Popuko said, licking her lips. She kneeled to the floor and started scooping up the piñata's remains. "Popuko, look over there" said Pipimi. Popuko looked up, catching a glimpse of that familiar yandere.
Popuko frantically sprinted over, "Yuno!". "Popuko!" rejoiced Yuno. Popuko weeped as she held onto Yuno's leg. "Wait..WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!?" Popuko asked, raising an eyebrow at Yuki. Yuno blushed and softly smiled, "Oh this is Yukiteru!". "Nice to meet you, Yuki" Pipimi said delighted. Popuko scrunched up her nose. "Isn't he wonderful?!" gushed Yuno. Yukiteru extended his hand out with the intention of shaking Popuko's, but instead she simply spat on his. He made a mortified face and swished his arm in the air. Yuno glared angrily at her so-called best friend. "It's just spit!" Popuko retorted. "On his hand " snarled Yuno. "Is there a problem over here?" asked Hajime Shino with a concerned look. "No need to butt in goody two shoes" snapped Popuko. "I was just trying to help.." said Hajime solemnly. "Popuko! Can't you try to get along with these other warriors?!" lectured Sarvente. "You're one to talk.." mumbled Popuko. "> Is this discourse I smell?" Kuprum chimed in. "Not you again!" huffed Popuko. "Relax liberal, it's called dark humor" sneered Kuprum. "I haven't found a single thing you said funny" Popuko said, darkly. ">The woke agenda has you really brainwashed, I'm practically peak comedy LOLOLOLOLOL" chortled Kuprum. "Could you guys quiet down? I'm trying to hear the stand up comedy act" said Clover. "The what now?!" Popuko asked angrily. Sarvente shushed them. Nikolai was up on the stage standing next to a mic. He told his first joke of the evening.
"For my first witticism, would anyone care to tell me why Eric Cartman did not go across the road" said Nikolai. The audience went quiet, pondering what the response was supposed to be. "Because he was already on both sides!" exclaimed Nikolai. Crepe and the other south park boys burst into giggles. "Crepe!" Cartman quipped. "That's what you get fatass" snickered Kyle. "Shut up you stupid jew!" fumed Cartman. "Eric.." said Sarvente in a irritated tone. Cartman peeked behind him and giggled nervously. "Ahem, it has come to my attention I need to cut my act short since some band is here to preform" announced Nikolai. Just then Neil Cicierega, Curtis RX, and Erik X walked onto the stage. The audience went wild. "Ladies and gentlemen, today we debut our latest single called Love Never Dies, in collaboration with Lemon Demon!" Curtis RX said, into the mic. "Oh my god! It's Neil Cicierega aka Lemon Demon" squabbled Juuzou. Curtis strummed his guitar.
Met my sweetheart at a cemetery
Till death do us apart, but were already buried ~♪
"Hmm catchy" Sarvente thought aloud. "Aww! This song reminds me of us" chirped Yuno, clinging onto Yuki. "Gross" Popuko said while gritting her teeth. Pipimi sensed Popuko tensing up. "Come on, let's join the others on the dance floor" offered Pipimi. "Better than this I guess" Popuko muttered. She took Pipimi's hand and joined her on the dance floor, but not before flipping off Yuki. Yuno stuck out her lip, I can't believe she isn't happy for me, Yuno thought. She was so mad you could practically see the steam coming out her ears. "I know what will make you feel better.." said Yuki, showing some of his teeth. He grabbed Yuno's wrist and twirled her around, she giggled in delight as her heart fluttered. "The song's not over yet" he said, winking. "You know what, I don't need to worry about Popuko! All I need is you, Yuki" Yuno said tenderly. He spun her around some more. "Mind if we join in?" chimed Sarvente. She was accompanied by Taki. Yuno patted her hands together happily, "Double date!" she squealed. Kuprum wanted to join in on the fun too. ">Would anyone like to dance with me.." the troll said quietly yet in a desperate manner. No response. ">Whatever liberals! I don't need a dance partner to assert my dominance, lone wolf forever" Kuprum snorted. Suddenly a loud speaker fell on him. He murmured some slurs he definitely couldn't reclaim. "How did he make the team again?" Gwen asked, puzzled. "Beats me" said Rui, sipping some fruit punch.
Everyone continued jiving along until the song was over. "Thank you everyone!" said Neil Cicierega. Kuku shoved through the crowd. "Mr Cicierega, I NEED your autograph!" fangirled Kuku, dismissing the fact it just trampled several people. "Well I guess a Lemon Demon meetup wouldn't hurt, Illemonati come forth!" called Neil. Various lemon demon maniacs arise from the audience, they make their way to the front of the stage, forming a line. "See ya later alligators! I'm gonna go get my nipple signed by Neil" said Juuzou, making his way to the newly formed line. "Subculture bitches...all of em the same!" grumped Popuko. "Whaat- lemon demon is superb, you've got zero taste girlfriend" jeered Gwen. "Lemon demon fell off once hyakugojyuuichi 2003 blew up on tiktok, these new fans are just braindead trendhoppers!" Popuko ranted. "At least it's an improvement from whatever was playing earlier" Clove said enthusiastically. Popuko continued,"Whatever, what do you think Sarvente? Sarv...SARV?!?". It was like she had completely disappeared. "She needed to use the bathroom, she'll be back soon" said Pipimi.
Sarvente was washing her hands, when a familiar pink vocaloid exited a stall. Sarvente braced herself for one of Luka's witty remarks, but was shocked to receive a totally unexpected response. "I just wanna say I'm sorry.." Luka said coyly. Sarvente blinked in disbelief. "I'm usually not this much of a snob, I was just a bit jealous" said Luka, swallowing her pride. "Oh gosh..I didn't even think of that" said Sarvente, drying off her hands. "It's just you guys showed up and acted..well superior, it doesn't help when my team is filled with lunatics who barely cooperate" lamented Luka. "Not to be rude or anything but how was your team formed, you guys don't seem to be from some holy proficiency" questioned Sarvente. "Our team is free form, we came up with all by ourselves, once cringe shit like those skibidi toilets and brainrot infiltrated our world we had to step in" Luka answered. "Well those skibidi toilets started to seep into our world, luckily we took care of it!" piped Sarvente. "That's the problem, you guys single handly took out those skibidi toilets in what..a day?! We've been trying to get rid of those things for months" huffed Luka. Sarvente felt guilty, while she did want to do a victory dance after Luka finally admitted to them being the better warriors, she decided not to since she had some decency. "You guys are just inexperienced that's all, you haven't experienced the apocalypse or encountered ferocious foes" said Sarvente, trying to reason with Luka. "And what if we don't?! How can we improve or become true warriors when some alternates from another dimension can just pop up and get the job done!" Luka shouted. Tears started to stream down her face.
The bathroom went quiet. Sarvente was lost for words and felt overwhelmed with guilt. "So what if we have more official members, you have friends and even family who you can actually count on" said Luka, sniffing up snot. "You don't need to be a warrior to be apart of the team" Sarvente said warmly. "I just let anyone in who was willing, but look where that got me" Luka said, falling to the floor and sinking her face into her legs. "It might not seem like it, but your team is trying their hardest, sure it might seem a little dysfunctional now but it gets better!" Sarvente said, patting her back. "You guys seem like you've known each other your whole lives" Luka sniffed in disbelief. "Now everything wasn't all sunshine and rainbows... everyone practically fought all time! Even now Popuko practically beefs with everyone under our roof" Sarvente chuckled. Luka let out a weak smile. "I was so wrong about you," Luka said softly. "I think we just got off to a bad start, the truth is you're a good person and a good warrior" said Sarvente whole heartedly. Luka's heart soared. "Thank you, Sarvente" she said sincerely. "No problem, now let's go back to the dance floor, our friends are waiting for us" Sarvente said, helping Luka get up.
They were greeted by Popuko standing outside the door. She immediately bombarded them with questions, "What took you so long?! Did she do?! DO I NEED TO GIVE HER A SWIRLIE?!?". "Don't worry we're good now, we've made amends and you should probably do the same with Yuno" said Sarvente. "But how?! Shes been avoiding me" Popuko said, hanging her head. "I'll get Hajime to do something, he's quite the problem solver" replied Luka. Sarvente checked the time, the party would end in ten minutes. "Oh my! I can't believe it's been six hours already" said Sarvente. "Well we better make the most of the time we have left" said Luka.
Before you know it ten minutes had passed. "I guess it's over now" said Luka sadly. "Time passes faster when you're having fun, but we must get going, we've been away from our home world too long" said Sarvente. "Come and visit again, okay?" said Luka. "We'll figure something out" Sarvente said a bit doubtfully. The two exchanged a hug and returned to their respective teams. "Is that everyone?" asked Rex, observing his surroundings. "Not exactly, I haven't seen Bruce anywhere" said Cacao Cookie, scratching his head. "And Yuno is no where to be found!" cried Popuko. "I think some monster got Bruce because when he went in the bathroom he never came out, plus there were weird noises coming from in there" said Juuzou, tickling his chin. "I'll check it out" said Clover. "Make it quick" said Rex. Clover entered the men's bathroom, he immediately recognized those 'weird sounds' Juuzo was talking about. They were coming from the handicap stall. "Oh my earthbread.." Clover said loudly. Bruce immediately jolted off Plas after hearing clover. "C-clover!" Bruce stammered. "I just wanted to let you know we're leaving, so just finish your business or whatever.." a flustered Clover said. "Oh he just finished" Plastic Man said in a sensual voice. Clover was traumatized, he didn't wanna spend another second in that damn bathroom. He got out of there as soon as possible. "So..." Juuzou asked, expectantly. "Don't ask" said Clover, his eyes as wide as saucers.
Popuko stood outside the ship looking out for Yuno. "Popubro, you need to get on the ship" said Rex. Popuko didn't move an inch. "We're not leaving without Yuno" she mumbled. "Of course we're not, but we aren't gonna leave you behind" said Rex annoyed. Popuko blew a raspberry. "See here she comes now" said Rex. Popuko jumped for joy. Yuno saw Popuko's face and immediately broke into tears. "Ah fuck! This is all my fault, I'm really sorry" stammered Popuko. "No it's not that, its just I'm not coming with you" Yuno said, wiping away a tear. "EH?!?!?!" Popuko gasped. "Our mission is over, and now that I have Yuki again there's no need for me to stay" Yuno said quietly. "I don't understand! I said I was sorry" Popuko cried. "Isn't this what you wanted? I can finally be happy, here with Yuki" she said, squeezing his hand. Popuko wanted to hatecrime Yuki, but she had to make the right decision. "If he makes makes you happy I guess" Popuko said, lookimg at the ground. She didn't want her friendship with Yuno to end bitterly, yet her heart couldn't help but sting. "I'll miss you, Popuko" Yuno said. "B-best friends forever" croaked Popuko. She weakly boarded the ship as Yuki and Yuno walked off in the distance. "There you are!" Pipimi said cheerfully. "Now is everyone here?" asked Rex. Popuko nodded sadly. "I still wanna know what took Bruce so long" Juuzou uttered. Clover fainted. Home here we come.