part 1
The big moment had finally arrived. After all those excruciating hours, they were really there. Sure most of them weren't the most excited at first, but the hype was building up. The flashing lights and loud music could be heard and seen a mile away…literally. "Oh boy! This is gonna be a good one" beamed Juuzou."Totally.." Luka replied sarcastically. The freesmart van pulled up in front of the building's entrance. "I'm gonna find a place to park, I'll catch up with everyone in a minute" said Bruce Wayne. After hopping out the freesmart van, they made their way into the party. "Woah.." said Cartman, completely starstruck. "We literally just had a party three days ago but I appreciate your enthusiasm" said Clover, with an awkward smile. "It was probably a lame one" snickered Luka. Sarvente butted in "Actually it was a-" Sarvente tried to say before being interrupted by Kotome. "Who cares, I'm ready to shake my groove thang!" Kotome Shiome said. "I could totes go for some punch right now" said Gwen, eyeing the snack table. "Hold still would ya" said Popuko, getting ready to throw a punch. "Not that kind! shrieked Gwen. She sprinted towards the snack table to escape the wrath of Popuko, Cartman followed behind her for his own obvious reasons. "Hmph" Popuko whined. "I'm sure there's some liberals we can punch, then I'd be the ultimate sigma male" Kuprum said. "I punch people regardless if they're liberals or not" said Popuko, coldly. "Look Popuko, let's play pin the gyat on the rizzler!" said Sarvente, pointing to the party game with the same name. "Oki Doki" said Popuko cheerfully, having a 180-. She joined Sarvente, leaving Kuprum flabbergasted. "What the wokeness?! I can't believe she doesn't wanna punch liberals with me, must be one herself" scoffed Kuprum. "No worries Kuprum, for there is plenty of prey a-lurking this evening" said Nikolai, spotting an overweight woman with blue hair. "She probably uses pronouns too!" snorted Kuprum.
After it was his turn of pin the gyat on the rizzler, Clover decided to help himself to some refreshments. He made his way to the snack table when he noticed Juuzou with a plate of cookies. Clover felt a large lump in his throat. "Oh Hiya, didn't see you there!" said Juuzou, mouth full of cookies. He burped up some cookie crumbs, Clover gulped. "So wadaya think of the party? Pretty tubular right..." beamed Juuzou. "Exquisite" answered Clover. He couldn't help but agree, sure celebrating the Poopy King's defeat was fun, but nothing could compare to the excitement he was experiencing now. The tacky yet admirable decorations plastered with the latest slang, the heaps of never ending laughter and joy coming from all around, the dance floor live with movement. But what stood out to him the most was the music.
Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler
You're so skibidi,
you're so fanum tax
I just wanna be your sigma~ ♪
Clover found it quite distasteful, he was fighting the urge to pull out his guitar and play some of his own tunes. However he decided not to once he caught a glimpse of the blue tie kid, who was whispering into the DJ's ear. Within seconds his request was already playing. He made his way to the center of the dance floor accompanied by a kid with a tomato face, a kid in a white shirt, and a guy who looked a lot like Quandale Dingle except he was turkish. They formed a line and started to shimmy to the blue tie kid's request.
Go, go, go, go
Head so good, she a honor roll
She'll ride the dick like a carnival
I done did the impossible ~♪
"I LOVE KANYE!!"' chimed Cartman, busting a move. Luka and "See, look how much fun they're having! We should totally join them" Rui insisted. "If it was one of my songs playing, it'd be a different story" said Luka, holding up her head. "I'm not letting you spoil my fun, you needa loosen up girl" Rui said, grabbing Luka's wrist and pulling her to the dancefloor. She was resistant at first but next thing you know she was down to boogie with everyone else. And just as things couldn't get any better, the rest of the mayhem family had arrived. Sarvente immediately ran over to Taki. "Taki!" she said, smothering her girlfriend in kisses. "Get a room you two!" Popuko hissed. "I'm sure Pipimi is around here somewhere. Popuko's eyes instantly lit up. "On second thought you guys can make out all you want cus I won't be here to see it" said Popuko, dashing away. Taki and Sarvente giggled. Popuko began her search, yet no Pipimi was in sight. Her shoulders slumped as a wave of sadness overcame her. "Did she really not come..." wailed Popuko. She shed a single tear in disappointment. Suddenly she felt a tap on her shoulder. "Popu-chan~" said Pipimi. "Pipimi you bitch- I MISSED YOU!" said Popuko, clinging onto her tightly. "Who knew three days could feel like forever.." said Pipimi. "I couldn't spend another second with these lame brain subculture loving pieces of shit" whined Popuko. "There, there" Pipimi said, patting her back. "Hope I'm not interrupting anything" Yuno, who was actually standing there behind them the whole time. "Augh! When did you get here??" stammered Popuko. "Looking for you, I thought we were supposed to hang out" Yuno frowned, poking out her lips. "I thought you were rizzing up Rex" replied Popuko. "He's been with that wretched boyfriend of his all night! Now he's with Clover, l guess everyone is TOO busy for me" groaned Yuno. Pipimi was completely oblivious while Popuko was picking up on Yuno's envy. She pulled her to the side, "I get that you're upset about Rex but you don't gotta be pissy about it" Popuko whisper-shouted. "Maybe I don't want to be a third wheel all night" scoffed Yuno. Popuko blushed, "Me and Pipimi's relationship is nothing like that!". "Is everything okay over there?" Pipimi asked. "Everything is fine..eheh a-okay!" Yuno said sweetly. "They're about to bring out the skibidi toilet piñata, we could beat the fuck outta that thing together but right now I wanna spend time with Pipimi" said Popuko. "Whatever...I'm not in the mood" mumbled Yuno. "You're so peanut butter and JELLY.." razzed Popuko. Yuno stormed off before she could have one of her infamous violent outbursts.
Yuno went to the otherside of the room, watching everyone have the time of their lives. She couldn't believe it, Popuko actually wanted to stay with Pipimi instead of her. It seemed like she would be in a bad mood for the rest of the evening. Juuzou passed her and waved friendlily, only for Yuno to glare at him angrily as she pointed her sword in his face. "Aiye aiye aiye! Time to skedaddle!" shrieked Juuzo. Yuno let out a loud sigh, she had never felt more alone. Sure Popuko may have known Pipimi much longer and was much closer with her, but Yuno and Popuko were supposed to be best friends! Even when Pipimi was brainwashed, Yuno was always there for Popuko. When Yuno wasn't thinking about her one sided relationship with Rex, she was thinking about her friendship with Popuko. Once Pipimi moved in, the two hardly spent time together anymore. Yuno wasn't too thrilled about the mission at first, but she was glad to brutally mutilate pests with Popuko again. Just like old times. She decided to go look for Sonico but it was too late, Sonico was already doing the thug shaker with Suzu! "Seriously?! Is there nobody I can dance with?!" she fumed. "Can I have this dance.." asked an oddly familiar voice. Yuno gasped...it was YUKITERU?! She couldn't believe her eyes, sure it wasn't her Yuki but it didn't matter to her. She hugged him tightly as if Rex never existed. Yuki smiled awkwardly, "I take that as a yes". He whisked her away onto the dance floor. Yuno was ecstatic!
Yuno wasn't the only one getting rizzy however, playboy Bruce Wayne was surrounded by dozens of hot chicks."OMG BRUCE! This Champaign is so yummers!" one said, taking a sip. "And these finger foods are to die for!" another one added. "I would eat another but it might make my butt bigger...unless you like it like that" another girl said seductively, winking at Bruce. Despite this none of them seemed to interest him. ">Ermmm actually I think you'd rather have an alpha male.." Kuprum joined in. The ladies shuddered. Kuprum pulled some breath spray out of his big ass backpack and applied it to his mouth. He closed his eyes and puckered his lips expectingly. Suddenly an extended finger from reached across the room pressed him on the nose and pushed him several feet back. "I'll take care of that" said a man in white goggles. That wasn't just any man though, it was Plastic Man. "Oh hey Bats!" he said with a cheerful demeanor. "It's Bruce here.." Bruce murmured. "Rightt- anyways good to see you again" said Plastic Man, totally brushing off the fact he nearly revealed Lego Batman's identity. ">Urmm..what the sigma?! How dare you keep me away from these baddies" snarled Kuprum. "Yikes! Is that axe deodorant I smell? Talk about bitch repellent" snarled Plas. Bruce cackled. ">W-whatever! The deodorant shouldn't matter" Kuprum said, defensively."It sure does" said one of the ladies, fanning the air. Kuprum stood there absolutely dumbfounded as his mouth hung wide open. He then started to yap about liberals or whatever."Get wrecked bozo!" jeered Plas. Bruce stared at the other hero completely mesmerized. "Wow..that was...that was great" said Bruce. "Aww Bruce, I'm so flattered" gushed Plas. Bruce and Plas locked eyes, staring into each other lovingly."Bruce! Let's get some more drinks" interrupted one of the girls."Sorry ladies, he's with me" said Plastic Man, wrapping himself around Bruce. ">I'm still here!" shouted Kuprum. The ladies just rolled their eyes and headed towards to dance floor.
While Bruce and Plas continued their zestfest, Airy was watching them as he ominously stood against the wall like he was Ramona Flowers or something. He questioned why he even bothered to attend the party in the first place. But he knew the reason he was there. For something or rather someone. He had a small slither of hope that his pink haired angel would show up. Even if he had zero rizz, Airy still felt like he had a chance. He imagined what it would be like to be reunited with Kuku. Oh how he longed for It. He was so caught up in his thoughts, that he didn't notice the very thing he was looking for was standing right in front of him.