Prelude to a Rizz Party
12 hours until the tiktok rizz party
It had been a pretty hectic night, Sarvente and Luka practically argued the entire time, both on the way there and at the Gacha Poopy Pants HQ. Eventually Lego Batman had to separate them, otherwise he'd go insane. The rest of the gacha gang didn't even get to meet the other Gacha Poopy Pants warriors. Were they friendly? Were they all like Luka? Were they better? Only tomorrow would their questions be answered. Sarvente was simply uninterested, Luka practically tainted her view of all of them. Surprisingly Yuno was quite excited, she was up all night thinking of all the possibilities...mostly about the rizz party. With Rex attending, she was more than determined to rizz him up. This party could change her life, maybe this world even had its own Yuki. Cartman was also thrilled, he couldn't stop squirming around. He even squealed like a pig a couple of times, until Crepe nearly suffocated him with their pillow to stop the racket.
When the morning arrived, Rui came to deliver breakfast. He tossed a granola bar at Popuko's head, causing her to wake up instantly. "Ehh?!" she said, loudly. "Rise and shine everyone!" chirped Rui. Sarvente rose up, rubbing her eyes to adjust. Rui walked around the room handing out granola bars. "Yucky!" said Juuzo, frowning at his so-called breakfast. "It's all we have, they've been sitting the pantry for months so they could be expired" said Rui, nonchalantly. Clover cookie spit out the piece he was chewing on. "ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCKING POISON US?!" shouted Popuko. "Of course not...we just don't keep much food here you know" Rui assured. Sarvente looked over at Cartman, worrying about his potential response to the food situation, shockingly he was happily munching away. He must have been too busy thinking about the party to even care. That fucking biggie, thought Popuko. "I best get going, I still need to get ready for the rizz party" Rui said. "The party doesn't even start until 3 pm" huffed Popuko. "We only have one bathroom, so I wanna be first!" grinned Rui, he then dashed towards the only bathroom. Even if the party was only 7 hours away, it was gonna be a LONG day.
Meanwhile back in their home dimension…
"Do we have everything?" asked Rex Dangervest, loading items onto the ship. "What else could we possibly need?" questioned Cacao. Suddenly Sonico raced onto the ship with 3 large pink bags. "S-sorry I'm late! I know we were supposed to leave thirty minutes ago but-" Sonico stammered, before she tripped over Pipimi's bag. Tails flew over to help Sonico get up. "Sonic never needed this much stuff on trips" said Tails as he lifted Sonico up. "Well with our luck this could turn into an overnight trip" replied Sonico, gathering her things. "It's gonna be overnight if we don't leave soon" said Cacao, reminding them of the time. Once Sonico got settled and everyone else was aboard, the ship finally took off. Soaring through the sky, navigating towards the nearest galaxy, Poopyverse here we come!
After Rui spent what seemed like fifty years in the bathroom, everyone else finally got the chance to get ready. Clover wore a mint colored old-timey suit with white stripes, he was also wearing a fedora rather than his usual hat. Embracing his inner redditor. Sarvente wore a mauve dress with religious imagery on it, she was also wearing black tights underneath accompanied by a matching rose in her hair. Popuko wore an imitation of what seemed to be a crossover between a magical girl costume and an idol outfit, still looking good nonetheless. Juuzo wore a white colored shirt with a clip-on tie and some suspenders. Crepe and Cartman had matching suits, Bruce put on his business attire, and Yuno wore an elegant dark purple dress. I have to look my best, she thought. "Gee wilkers! You guys look awesome" said Juuzou in amazement. "Ha! I wonder what those puny other warriors look like right now, they probably have nothing on us" snickered Yuno. Just then the other Gacha Poopy Pants warriors walked in. "Speak of the devil.." grumbled Sarv.
"Who's ready to par-tay?!" asked Kotone Shiomi, excitedly. "I sure am!" Hajime Shino responded. "Soon I shall wipe out every worthless mortal at this supposed charisma party..." smirked Nikolai Gogol, evilly rubbing his hands together in a comedic sense.">Liberals these days..." muttered Kuprum, scrolling through some discourse thread on Twitter, I mean X but who the fuck is calling it that. They took one good look at the other warriors, it was their first real impression of them yet nobody dared to say anything, until Popuko blurted: "Burn their wardrobes!". Their drip was...unique to say the least, it certainly didn't hold a candle to what the original warriors were wearing. "Who in their right mind would wear a JESTER costume to such a prestigious event" scoffed Yuno, pointing at Nikolai. "I'm just in a silly goofy mood~" quipped Nikolai. Sarvente looked around, no Luka in sight, instead she found Gwen who had on a Sailor Moon-esk outfit. Popuko was angrily glaring at her. "Magical girls are supposed to be MY thing" growled Popuko. "Says who? I've been cosplaying magical girls since like forever and I'm totally pulling off this Sailor Moon look, now you seriously need to chill with this one sided beef because it's seriously getting out of hand" said Gwenpool. Popuko began to ball up her fist, aiming it towards Gwenpool. "Don't even think about it" said Luka, seemingly appearing out of thin air. She held Popuko back by gripping her collar. Popuko started to yell various profanities as she swung at Luka. "Okay now no need to get violent" said Hajime, trying to break it up. Sarvente would intervene, but she was already occupied with Cartman.
"I wanna go now!" hollered Cartman. "Eric, we still have twenty minutes till the party..Can't you wait a little longer?" grimaced Sarente. "I DON'T WANNA WAIT ANY LONGER!!" Cartman fussed.">Well I'll be a monkey's uncle! Kids these days amiright LOLOLOL" said Kuprum Maxlol, amused at Cartman's expense. "But you don't look black.." said Cartman, raising an eyebrow. ">Eheh, good one!" replied Kuprum.
Sarvente checked the time, only a few minutes had passed but she wasn't gonna wait until Cartman had a fit to leave. "Well, I think it's best we get going" Sarvente said. "Finally!" cheered Cartman. "Whatever! Lets just go and get it over with" said Luka. She sashayed her way to the freesmart van, everyone else trailing after her.