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The second attempt for the Skibidi toilets had begun. Even with the new freesmart van, things were off to a rough start. "It's looking even more hopeless than yesterday" huffed Popuko. "Patience" replied Sarvente. "Ugh this song is so annoying, turn it off IMMEDIATELY" snarled Crepe. "What song??" Bruce asked. "You know the one on the radio you old man, it's so annoying!" answered Crepe. The thing was nothing was playing on the radio...it had to be coming from the outside. Shivers ran down everyone's spine once they realized the all too familiar tune of skibidi bop bop bop yes yes. "We've finally found them" said Clover, relieved."Now we can finally end them" said Yuno, filling up with glee. Everyone exited the freesmart van, ready to finish off the skibidi toilets once and for all. "Say Hi to the Poop King for me!" said Juuzou as he sliced a skibidi toilet in half. "We need to find where they're spawning from!" shouted the now suited up Lego Batman, while beating the fuck out of a skibidi toilet. "On that hill over there, it's some kind of factory" said Clover. "And not just any kind of factory..A TOILET FACTORY!" chimed Juuzou. "I'll go to the factory, the rest of you can fend them off" said Sarvente, her wings popping out. "I'm coming too!" said Popuko. She wanted to get Yuno but she was too busy brutally murdering skibidi toilets to even notice.
The pair flew towards the factory, Popuko dramatically punched a hole through the roof, landing smack in the center of the factory. "Alright what buffoon is behind this tomfoolery?!" huffed Popuko. "What's up guys! It's Quandale Dingle here!" said the man with the previously mentioned name. He had a long nose and genuinely looked goofy as fuck. It all made sense now, there was even a large logo that read "GOOFY AH UNCLE PRODUCTIONS". "Unacceptable! Using your assets for such unruly purposes.." Sarvente said in disapproval. "RRUUHEHEHEHEHEHE" cackled Quandale Dingle. Popuko was not having any of this, she pulled out her fists and started swinging. "IT'S OVER QUANDALE!!!!" said Popuko, aiming for his head.
But before she could get a hit in, something or rather someone fell ontop of her.
"What the?! Get the hell off me!" said Popuko, attempting to push the mysterious figure off her."Oopsy,next time I should think about where I land after making a dramatic entrance" said the body on top of her. She wore a white and pink suit, very similar to Deadpool's, except part of her face was showing and there was a clear lack of pants. "Quit fooling around, we don't have time for this Gwen" said a woman with pink flowing hair. "Right, we're here to stop those skibidis!" said Gwen. "Actually we're the ones handling them" said Sarvente. "Pfft, YOU? Please...just step aside and let a real warrior handle this" snarked the other woman. "Actually we're THE Gacha Poopy Pants warriors, we don't require your assistance" said Sarvente in a polite yet passive aggressive tone. "Is that Sarvente from Friday Night Funkin?! I thought that game was dead, dead" gasped Gwen. "Well you're about to be if you don't stay out of our way" Popuko threatened. "I'll deal with this later, what we need to worry about is Quandale" said the woman with pink hair. "What the hell are you anyway?! You look like an inbred ghost crossed over with a dollar store Deadpool cosplay" scoffed Popuko. "Why do people keep thinking I'm affiliated with Deadpool...it's GWENPOOL! Hey people, just because we both have POOL in our names doesn't make us related- you know what nevermind, do you like Marvel too?" Gwenpool beamed curiously. Had she finally found another Marvel fangirl after all this time? "Eh?! I'm more of a DC girl myself" replied Popuko, unamused. "DC is okay I guess.." said Gwenpol, her attitude clearly souring.
With the girls distracted, Quandale saw this as an opportunity to continue the mass production of skibidi toilets. "You morons, he's making even more!" groaned the pink haired lady. Popuko quickly snagged one of Gwenpool's katanas, followed by a "Hey!" from the Pink Slayer, and darted over to Quandale. She stabbed him in the stomach and held him up like a shish kabob. "AUGHHH" Quandale wailed in pain. Sarvente used her demonic powers to create a powerful blast, destroying the machinery that created the skibidi toilets. "HOW DARE YOU?! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?!?" the pink haired woman scorned. "We're the Gacha Poopy Pants warriors dipshit" said Popuko. "What on earth are you talking about?! I, Megurine Luka, and her, Gwendolyn Poole, are Gacha Poopy Pants warriors NOT YOU!" fumed the now revealed vocaloid. "Is that so...because I presume you weren't selected by Vitruvius to become a legendary warrior" Sarvente sneered. "Wait I know what's going on now, these guys are from some sort of alternate universe" suggested Gwenpool. In a way they were kind of parallels to each other, where Sarvente was more sweet, Luka was sassy, where Gwenpool was zany, Popuko was more angry. "You seriously need to start reading something else besides comics because that sci-fi shit is rotting your mind" said Luka, unamused. "Hello! I can bend the comic world to my own whims...pretty OP right?" said Gwenpool while nudging Luka. "Well this isn't a comic!" said Luka. "But it is a fanfic..." mumbled Gwenpool. She eyed the 4th wall and gave a wink, not like you could see it but it's the descriptor that counts. "Off your meds again I see" said Luka. With Gwen and Luka bickering, Popuko and Sarvente saw this as an opportunity to sneak back to the rest of the gacha gang.
"Oh no you don't! Don't think you can just take over our mission and leave" said Luka, latching onto of Sarvente's ankle. She began to bite down onto Sarvente's calf, sinking her teeth in deep. Sarvente yelped in response. "Hey, maybe we shouldn't be messing with demons...I mean that never goes well" said Gwenpool, sounding like she was speaking from experience. But before Luka could even say anything else, a batarang bonked her on the head, causing her to let go of Sarvente. The gacha gang had arrived! "No way Batman shows up before any of the avengers, jeez maybe I SHOULD start reading more DC" Gwenpool thought aloud. "Holy macaroni! What happened in here?" asked Juuzo. "I don't know, but it must be good since I don't see anymore skibidi toilets" replied Yuno. "Great, now who are these freaks?!" asked an annoyed Luka. "The REAL Gacha Poopy Pants warriors, minus Batman,Yuno, and the children" sassed Popuko. "I just wanna know how you made the cut instead of Batman." said Gwenpool. "It's LEGO BATMAN, and I have powers so I'm the automatic pick" answered Popuko. "Being Batman is my superpower" said Lego Batman. Gwenpool cringed. "Whatever, we still have more actual members than you, 7 to be exact" smirked Luka. "How come there's only two of you then...hmmm??" Sarvente questioned while trying to hide her pain. "Because we don't need every member for such a simple task, but then YOU complicated things" griped Megurine.
"Looks like I showed up at the right time" chimed in an unidentified voice. Everyone's head turned, to see a young man with purple hair and teal streaks making an entrance.
"Rui, what are you doing here?! I told you me and Gwen already got this!" scorned Luka. "I just thought you needed backup, neither of you were answering my calls" said Rui Kamishiro. "Alright what are you REALLY doing here??" asked Gwenpool, suspiciously. "Okay you caught me, I just wanted to show you this.." said Rui. He pulled out two fliers, handing them to Luka and Gwenpool respectively. "How come we don't get a flier?!" pouted Popuko. "Sorry bout that, but I only have three you know" sais Rui, unphased. Popuko snatched the last flier and examined it. "Now what the fuck is a tiktok rizz party.." Popuko said, perplexed. "How am I supposed to know, but it doesn't matter because we're not going" said Luka. "Oh come on, it will be fun! This kid in a blue tie even invited the rest of the rest of the Gacha Poopy Pants" beamed Rui. "I don't remember being invited to a party..." said Clover, tapping his chin. "He was talking about US, not you wannabes" said Luka, sticking her tongue out. "I want to go to the tiktok rizz party!" hollered Cartman. "Aw fiddlesticks, this is why we should've left you with Dark Cacao Cookie" said Juuzou, shaking his head. "Shut up FAGGOT" hissed Cartman. "Eric, watch your language! And I already told you no matter how many slurs you call people, you aren't getting what you want" said Sarvente, wagging a finger in his face. Cartman threw himself on the floor and started throwing a temper tantrum. Everyone tried to cover their ears, but there was no way their hands alone could block such an irksome noise. "MAKE IT STOP!" demanded Luka. "Fine! Fine! We can go.." said Sarvente finally giving in.
"Seriously?! The party isn't even until tomorrow and there's no way I'm spending another second here with Cartman or that rip-off Deadpool" Popuko said, angrily. "It's GWENPOOL!" corrected a voice in the distance. "Look Popuko, I'm not trying to deal with another temper tantrum today," said Sarvente as she glared at Luka, "We will be home as soon as it's over". "Speaking of which...how are we supposed to get home anyways? I'm pretty sure the freesmart van can't drive us across dimensions" said Juuzou, rubbing the back of his neck in a nervous manner. "What about the portal?" asked Sarvente, a glint of hope in her eyes. "I haven't been able to detect it, it's disappeared entirely" Lego Batman responded. "Um...let's think...we could call someone from home and they can open up a portal for us!" blurted Sarvente. "Like we know anyone capable of opening a portal" quipped Crepe. Sarvente pushed her fingers into her forehead, trying to come up with a good idea. "What about Rex? He could come get us in his ship" suggests Clover. Yuno perked up at the mention of Rex's name. "Let's call them now, I miss Pipimi" said Popuko, tugging on Sarvente's arm. "In a minute, but right now we have another problem to worry about" said Sarvente.
And that problem was the sleeping arrangement. They were too far from Yukari's so that was already ruled out. They were literally in the middle of timbuktu, there weren't too many choices to pick from. Even if there was somewhere to stay, it had been completely destroyed by the skibidi toilets. Their discussion quickly turned into a heated debate with everyone throwing their ideas all at once. Rui was overhearing the whole thing, wondering what the outcome would be, then suddenly a lightbulb popped up over his head. "They'll stay with us!" declared Rui. "ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Luka said, making a disgusted face. "Just give them a chance, they'll be out of your hair by tomorrow" said Rui, trying to reason with her. Sarvente wasn't too thrilled with Rui's suggestion, but then again what were the other options. Luka was already fed up with all the bs she had encountered that day. "Alright, they can stay.. but only for ONE NIGHT" said Luka in defeat, she'd completely crackled. The gacha gang jumped for joy, except Popuko and Sarvente, they just exchanged looks of disappointment. It was settled, the Gacha Poopy Pants warriors would be staying with the other Gacha Poopy Pants warriors. "To the freesmart van!" cheered Juuzou.