Cat meets skibidi
Boom! They crashed right into the middle of a field. It was quite a blur, but once everyone regained their consciousness they started to observe. "Woah nelly! That was quite a doozy" said Juuzou. "Where the hell are we anyways.." asked an annoyed Popuko. Sarvente tapped Popuko's shoulder and pointed towards a large sign, which read "URINELAND". "Well isn't this just swell" grunted Yuno. "I don't see a single skibidi in sight, mayhaps we could use this time to rest" suggested Clover. "We'll just have to keep searching, they'll show up eventually" said Lego Batman. Everybody groaned but decided to continue the search anyways.
Ming Doyle had finally arrived at Yukari Kotozume's house, she was about to ring the doorbell until she noticed a familiar lamp standing right behind her. "What are YOU doing here?" scoffed Ming curiously. "I'm here for Pekorin..I heard she was with Yukari" replied Airy. "Where have you been anyways?!" Ming questioned. "After being chased by Zack, I got trapped in one off the Spot's holes...but I guess those spider-people caught him and I was freed" answered Airy. "Totally deserved, I heard about your stunt at Jimmy and Colleen's wedding..no wonder Kuku dumped you" retorted Ming. Airy began to tense up. "Oh and don't act like you suddenly care about your child now" Ming added. "I actually do want to be apart of my daughter's life" replied Airy. "NO! You can't just come back after everything...you know what you did, I WON'T LET YOU BE HER LIFE EVER AGAIN!" fumed Ming Doyle."I'm starting to suspect this isn't about me.." said Airy slightly puzzled. Ming just gritted her teeth and decided to finally ring that doorbell. However instead of Yukari they were greeted by a dyke with short red hair. "Hey there, you must be dropping off Darcy" answered Akira Kenjou. "Oh yes we're here for their playdate" Ming responded. "And you are.." Akira asked as her voice trailed off, glancing at Airy. "That's Peko's father, he can come in too" replied Yukari. Ming shot a dirty look at Airy as they walked in. Pekorin instantly rushed towards Darcy, but she was even happier to see her dad after literal months. "Papa! ~peko" chirped Pekorin while hugging him. A small smile began to creep on Airy's face. "Well I better get going, make sure you're good for Miss Yukari, Darcy" said Ming. "Oh don't worry she'll be fine besides they'll be too busy helping me make sweets" reassured Yukari. Pekorin's ears glow pink. Sweets...Kuku would've loved sweets, Airy thought. Ming gave Darcy her final farewell and headed out the door.
The Gacha Gang had been searching for several hours at this point, they were getting restless. "Any luck...anyone..??" asked Sarvente. "As much as you're having" huffed Popuko. "So..tired..need rest.." said Cartman dramatically as he collapsed on the floor. "Not a skibidi in site" said Clover. "Oh goody gumdrops, I wonder if anyone in that house up there can help" said Juuzuo eagerly, spotting a lavender cottage. It had a clear macaron motif, there was even some cat shaped topiary in the front yard. "Maybe they'll know something since they live in the area" said Lego Batman. "Maybe they'll have food" said Cartman, licking his lips. 'Maybe they'll have a salad" sneered Yuno. They approached the door and rang the doorbell accordingly, mostly Crepe was ringing it continuously because they were impatient. "'ll go get it this time, you help the girls with the frosting" Yukari said to Akira. She made her way to the entrance of the cottage, opening a small slither to allow her eyes to peek out, getting a better look at her unexpected guests. "We really hate to bother, but we were just wondering if you've seen any skibidi toilets? We've been trying to locate the source all day but Little success" Sarvente said somberly. Yukari gasped, "Shh don't say that name" she said, putting a finger to her mouth. Akira sensed her wife's distress and immediately flooded her with questions. "Is everything alright? Also who are these people? Did you invite them...", Yukari simply just giggled at her wife's concern. "Who are we..WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHO ARE WE?!?!? WE'RE THE GACHA POOPY PANTS WARRIORS!!" stormed Popuko. "Umm what she means is we're the Gacha Poopy Pants warriors" said Sarvente while holding Popuko back. Yukari looked amazed, "Oh my goodness, I can't believe the Gacha Poopy Pants Warriors are here". Akira pulled Yukari to the side and whispered in her ear, "Are sure we can trust them...they look really different than they usually do". "Relax honey, I'm sure these guys are the real deal" beamed Yukari. "Hello, we're still here! Are you gonna let us in or not?!" said Crepe, annoyed. "Well it is getting dark, you guys can stay the night" smiled Yukari. "Whew boy! That information knocked my socks off" chimed Juuzou. "Make yourselves at home and help yourself to some treats" said Yukari. Cartman immediately went to the kitchen and scarfed down a plate of cupcakes. Popuko took notice of Pekorin and started petting her, so fluffy. Clover Cookie rejoiced and began to play a song.
"So, what brings you guys here anyways" questioned Akira once the song was over. "Looking for more skibids" sighed Sarvente. "Well you'll have to look in the morning, it's getting awfully late" said Yukari. "So about the sleeping arrangements.." said Clover, curiously. "Our house really wasn't made for this many people, Darcy and Pekorin are going to stay in the guest room so the rest of you will just sleep out here" answered Yukari. "Drats! Gotta say I sure do miss those rooms on Rex's ship" sniffed Juuzou. "Rex.." Yuno says while drooling at her beloved's name. Airy just shrugged, he hasn't had comfortable bedding in forever so he was willing to take whatever he could get. "Akira ~ mind grabbing our extra sheets" Yukari says cheekily. Akira sighed. "I'll take care of it" insists Bruce. "Alright this way" said Akira, signaling towards a door at the end of a hallway. Once Bruce returned with the blankets, everyone tried to make do with what they had. Yuno and Popuko were giggling and gossiping in their pillow fort. Clover was playing a lullaby in an attempt to put the children to sleep. Sarvente was reading a yuri manga, while Juuzou was clipping his toenails which kept hitting Bruce's face. "That's it I'm building a mini batcave" said Bruce as he grabbed a bunch of black blankets. Airy was catching some Z's...dreaming about Kuku of course. The rest of the night was pretty peaceful, a few outbursts here and there, but before you know it morning had arrived.
"Greetings sun! Oh how delighted we are to be graced by your rays once again!" chirped Juuzou. "Gra where's breakfast..I want some real food like my Mem's powdered donut pancake surprise'' Cartman demanded. "We may like sweets but we certainly don't like diabetes, have some fruit instead" said Yukari while handing Eric a plate of fruit. " I SAID REAL FOOD BITCH!" hollered Cartman, slapping the plate out of her hand. "Oooh strawberries" said an intrigued Crepe, he snatched a handful of strawberries. "Well strawberries aren't that bad.." said Cartman totally changing his tone. Yukari looked totally appalled. "Yummy-ummy in my tummy!" said Juuzo, rubbing his stomach. "Enough lollygagging, we need to find those skibidis" said Sarvente. "You just want to get back to Taki" teased Popuko. "Look, reading yuri is not as good as the real thing!" replied Sarvente, a bit flustered. "Well there's no time to lose, let's get this show on the road" said Clover. "Before you leave, we have something for you guys" said Akira. Everyone was excited, so many possibilities about what it could be. A powdered donut pancake surprise? An announcement from Rex, stating that he was breaking up with Chris? A new batmobile? Well it was a vehicle….it was the freesmart van! Oooh, Ahh, everyone said in unison. "How wonderful!" smiled Sarvente. "Anything for the Gacha Poopy Pants warriors" assured Yukari. Everyone entered the freesmart van, Bruce got into the driver's seat. It was time to complete their mission.