Chapter 2
The Daily Bugle ✔ @DailyBugleOfficial
Iron Man seen fighting Avengers after attempting to rob a local bank.
>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Excuse you, what do you mean attempting, I robbed it successfully
>>> Captain America ✔ @CptSteveRogers
Iron Man, return the money you stole and turn yourself in immediately -Captain America
>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
No can do capsicle, already spent it.
>>>>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
on w h a t?
>>>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Insect repellent.
Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
do you think if i put food coloring in my web fluid i would have rainbow webs
>> random user@SoupMaster122
Oh my god please do it.
>>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Don’t encourage him, his webs are annoying enough without being neon
>>>> Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
don’t worry mr. man! just for you i’ll make them neon red so they’ll match with your hideous suit!
>>>>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
1) don’t call me that 2) your suit is red too?????
>>>>>> Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
and yet i don’t look like an angsty crab
>>>> The Avengers ✔ @TheAvengersOfficial
Iron Man, turn yourself in to the proper authorities.
peter-man @peterbparker
just sent in my application for the stark internship!!
>> guy in the chair @nedward
YOU GOT THIS PETER!!!
>> Michelle @michellejones
Good luck, Loser.
>>Spidey’s #1 Fan @fastasaflash
Why waste the time applying Parker, as if they’d ever accept you XD
>>> Michelle @michellejones
Why waste the time breathing Eugene, as if you’d ever be something other than a waste of oxygen.
>>>> Betty @BBrant
DAMN MICHELLE YOU ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS
>>>>> Michelle @michellejones
MJ.
>>>>>> Betty @BBrant
DAMN MJ YOU ATE AND LEFT NO CRUMBS
Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
@theinvincibleironman why did the man start ironing his shirt
>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
I know I didn’t hit you hard enough to give you a concussion.
>>>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
to deCREASE how bad he looked!
>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Was that a joke about ironing? You’re aware I’m Iron Man as in the metal not the house chore, right?
>>>>>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
unfortunately
Wanda ✔ @wandamaximoff
@spiderhyphenman did you eat the last muffin in avengers tower?
>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
wanda youre my favorite avenger pls im sorry ill get you another one pls spare me oh merciful one
>>>Best Bird Themed Avenger @Hawkeye
What about me?
>>>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
sorry mr. clint but my point stands
The Daily Bugle ✔ @DailyBugleOfficial
Could the menace terrorizing New York known as Spider-Man actually be @TonyStark? Find out now at thedailybugle.com/fakelink.html.
>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
i wish 😔
>>>Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist ✔ @TonyStark
Thanks, bug boy.
>>>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
SLKDJFS TONY STARK?????
SI ✔ @StarkIndustriesOfficial
Unfortunately, villain Iron Man broke into our NYC headquarters. Thankfully for all our hardworking employees he did not steal anything. We’re currently working with @AvengersOfficial to bring Iron Man to justice and find out his motives behind breaking into our building.
>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
@ me next time, cowards.
>>>Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist ✔ @TonyStark
Iron Man, we will find out who you are.
>>>>Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Oh please, I bet you couldn’t even find a specific person on a list of everyone you slept with, let alone a random person.
>>>>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
mR. mAaN nO-
>>>>>Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist ✔ @TonyStark
Oh really? I bet if you found a list of everyone you slept with it would be blank.
>>>>>>Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
i hate everything
>>>>>>> SI ✔ @StarkIndustriesOfficial
Us too, Spidey. Us too.