Chapter 3
peter-man @peterbparker
gUYS GUYS I GOT THE STARK INTERNSHIP!?!?!?
>> Michelle @michellejones
Of course you did, you’re the smartest person at our school.
>>> peter-man @peterbparker
awww mj <333
>> guy in the chair @nedward
OH MY GOD PETER I CANT BREATHE YOURE GONNA MEET TONY STARK!!!!
>>> peter-man @peterbparker
nedd its just a low level internship i wont be meeting tony stark :(
>>>> guy in the chair @nedward
:(
>> abraham lincoln @abebrownaroundtown
oh my god??? congrats peter!!!1
>> inCINerator @itsafullmoon
yay!!!!!
>> Spidey’s #1 Fan @fastasaflash
whatever, I bet they only picked you as a pity case.
>>>Michelle @michellejones
Shut the fuck up, Flash.
>> SI ✔ @StarkIndustriesOfficial
Congratulations, Peter!
>>>peter-man @peterbparker
SLDJFKSDJFLSJ?????
>>>> guy in the chair @nedward
PETER *THE* STARK INDUSTRIES OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT JUST REPLIED TO YOU
>>>>> peter-man @peterbparker
I CAN SEE THAT NED
Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
pls dont do crime tonight guys im busy <3
>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Why would you tell the criminals you’re not going to be there to stop them?
>>> Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
so that they wont commit crime? duh
>>>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
I will commit crime just to spite you.
>>>>> Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
pls dont im seriously busy
>>>>>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
With what?
>>>>>>> Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
nunya.
>>>>>>>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Nunya?
>>>>>>>>> Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
nunya business XD anyways @NYPDnews can handle queens for one night
>>>>>>>>>> NYPD NEWS ✔ @NYPDnews
Thanks for the heads up, Spider-Man.
peter-man @peterbparker
celebrating the stark internship with may at a thai restaurant!!!
Spidey’s #1 Fan @fastasaflash
@spiderhyphenman please follow me I’m you’re number one fan!
>> Michelle @michellejones
*your
>>> Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
nerd
>>>> Spidey’s #1 Fan @fastasaflash
OH MY GOD SPIDEY HI I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
>>>>> Michelle @michellejones
Careful Flash, your crush is showing.
>>>> Spidey’s #1 Fan @fastasaflash
pfft I would never have a crush on a guy. but if I did have to have a crush on a guy, I’d choose Spider-man. he’s so cool.
>>>>> peter-man @peterbparker
i-
>>>>>> Spidey’s #1 Fan @fastasaflash
get off my tweet, Parker.
Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
What crime should I commit next?
>> Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
did you know it’s illegal to pee on pigeons? it’s also illegal to have donkeys in your bath tub.
>>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
Why do you know that?
>>>> Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
can’t fight crime if you don’t know whats crime
The Daily Bugle ✔ @DailyBugleOfficial
This just in, Menace Spider-Man encouraging Iron Man to commit crime on Twitter! Read more at thedailybugle.com/fakelink.html
>> guy in the chair @nedward
that’s not true, Spider-Man’s a hero!
>>> Michelle @michellejones
There’s no use in arguing with morons, Ned.
>> Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
@theinvincibleironman mr. man! they didnt even @ us! (ps are you going to pee on a pigeon)
>>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
I don’t even want to dignify this with a response.
>>> Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
pigeons are actually terrifying one time i was fighting the lizard right and i was creeping through the sewers and it was dark and i thought i was coming up on him and i was aboutta punch him buT THEN IT WAS A PIGEON and i ran away
>>>>> Iron Man @theinvincibleironman
You’re more afraid of a tiny bird than a giant vicious murderous man lizard?
>>>>>> Spidey ✔ @spiderhyphenman
yes.