Characters
Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Tim Drake (DCU), Damian Wayne, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson & Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Barbara Gordon, Ra's al Ghul, Tim Drake & Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas, Batfamily Members (DCU) & Peter Parker, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Damian Wayne's Pets, Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Karen the AI (Spider-Man), Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Uncle Ben Parker & Aunt May Parker & Peter Parker, Karen the AI (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker, Crime Alley | Park Row Residents & Jason Todd, Dog | Jason Todd's Dog, Crime Alley | Park Row Residents (DCU)
Tags
Miscommunication
Peter Parker Acts Like a Spider
Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent
Crack Treated Seriously
Misunderstandings
Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure
BAMF Peter Parker
Protective Batfamily (DCU)
Peter Parker Gets a Hug
Dick Grayson is Peter Parker's Biological Parent
Based on a Tumblr Post
Peter Parker is Not Okay
Peter Parker is So Done
Comic Book Violence
Alfred Pennyworth is the Best
Peter Parker Whump
Spidey Sense (Marvel)
Genius Peter Parker
Peter Parker Has Fangs
But it takes a while
Caring Batfamily (DCU)
Dick Grayson and Richard Parker (Marvel) are the Same Person
Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU)
Dead Tony Stark
Peter Parker Being a Little Shit
in the MCU batman is a comic book character
Bruce Wayne is Good With Kids
Paranoid Batfamily (DCU)
he will not go back to the mcu
Jason Todd is Good With Kids
Conspiracy Theorist Tim Drake
the batfamily thinks Peter is from the future
Comic Book Science
just imagine peter singing the ducktales theme under his breath during this entire story
while the batfam panic at every turn
Jason Todd and Benjamin Parker are the same person
Metahuman Duke Thomas
Tim Drake & Damian Wayne Get Along
Barbara Gordon is So Done
Photographer Peter Parker
Jason Todd Takes Care of Crime Alley | Park Row
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Summary
Peter is 100% certain his family line is cursed.His entire life is an unstoppable chain of tests and punishments sent his way to avenge some kind of wrong-doing at a cosmic level and he doesn’t even know who or what caused it to start in the first place but he would very much like it to stop. Preferably, before he’s dead.Peter also likes to think he’s not much of a complainer. Yes, he can get a bit snarky and overuse self-deprecating humor as a way to deal with the absolute bullshit life throws at him on a daily basis but he has never been one to quit nor to sit around crying over spilled milk.Still, no matter how much shit he puts up with and doesn’t complain about, Peter keeps getting fucked over by the universe. or Doctor Strange sends Peter to another universe in order to save everyone else. The spell malfunctions and drops Peter in the DCU, causing the Bats to believe Peter is Dick's son from the future.
Note
Batfam: I've connected the two dots.Peter: You didn't connect shit.Batfman: I've connected them.Based on a famous tumblr post by @ magic piano.Do i have over 20 wips sitting in my laptop rn? yes. Am I going through the biggest change in my life that leaves me with no time to write? yes. Did I decided to start this fic and already wrote 20k words (4ish chapters worth)? Also yes.Reminder: english isn't my first language, i have no beta reader, all mistakes are mine. I also haven't written in over a year. My spidey is a mix of tom holland's and the comic's spiderman and the batfman are 80% fanon. You've been warned.