Characters
Tags
Implied/Referenced Character Death
Reincarnation
Worldbuilding
Child Neglect
Everyone Has Issues
WTF
Konohagakure | Hidden Leaf Village
Monologue
Female Uzumaki Naruto
Shinobi Politics (Naruto)
No Ootsutsuki Kaguya
Shinobi Culture (Naruto)
Bijuu | Tailed Beasts (Naruto)
Kushina is Pretty Tomato woman
Minato is Yellow
High-speed hot potato with a baby.
Ceremonial Kage hats are ugly
Naruto doesnt want the hat
Jinchuuriki are vessels of chakra deitys
Uchiha Madara Has Issues
Its not narutos job to fix them
She might do it anyway tho
Self-Insert as Uzumaki Naruto
Mentioned Kyuubi | Nine-tails | Kurama
Mentioned Jiraiya
Exchange rates in money in naruto is bullshit
10 yen equals 1 ryo
Summary
Bad jokes are only funny when you're not the butt of the joke.Too bad Naruto was the center of one too many.