Chapter 5
“what are you doing?”, Tsunade asks, after Hiruzen had departed.
Right now, she was at the east side of the Senju compound where previously there was only poison ivy and a barely standing warehouse.
Now there was only a barely standing warehouse as the surrounding land was clean of the poison ivy.
“I’m going to fix the place”, Naruto says as he warms up his shoulders.
Tsunade takes one look at the warehouse, the place was a small storage shed with two stores covered in vines, all cracked up and crooked to the left.
“I would rather have it demolished, it looks like it’s about to crumble at any moment”, Tsunade says, “now that I think about it, there’s a lot of buildings that are up to be demolished”.
“I would rather avoid the hassle of rebuilding a whole building”, Naruto says.
He extends his hand and a golden hammer appears from thin air on his right hand.
“what’s this?”, Shizune asks while hugging TonTon.
“this a divine tool”, Naruto explains, “The Hammer of Restoration, it fixes and restores everything it hits, watch this”.
He walks to the building and lightly taps the hammer against the moldy walls. The building lights up like a Christmas tree and when the shine dies, it was restored like it once had been when it was first built.
Honestly, any other person on earth would be freaked out by seeing what they were seeing, but then again, that wasn’t by far the weirdest thing Tsunade and Shizune saw ever since they met Naruto.
“that’s… quite an interesting item”, Tsunade says as she sees the hammer vanishing into thin air, “but that begs the question, if you had that all the time, then why didn’t you used it to fix where you used to live?”.
“because the second jiji turned his back the landlord tripled my rent”, Naruto answers, “I wasn’t going to give him a reason to do it again twice in a row, by the way, do you know what was being stored here?”.
“fair”, Tsunade says, seeing that Naruto was approaching the door, “if I remember correctly, there used to be were grandma Mito would store some of her older research material”.
“oh yeah, I forgot that she was fuinjutsu master”, Naruto says, sensing the door, “the fact the seal she put on this door still holds shows how great was her mastery over seals”.
“yep, that’s my grandma for ya”, Tsunade says, stuffing her chest, “and knowing her, she must have taken the key to unlock that seal with her to the pure lands”.
“I’m just started dabbling in fuinjutsu, but all things considered it won’t be hard to figure it out what is the key”, Naruto says, shamelessly lying to Tsunade’s face.
The Light as stated not too far ago, had given Izuku reborn as Naruto, seven overpowered bullshit isekai powers or SOBIP, one of which is the eyes of the absolute truth.
The eyes of absolute truth are what in the shinobi world would be considered a doujutsu, they give Izuku the power to see, interpret, understand and learn everything about anything he lays his eyes on.
For example, if he sees, let’s say, a knife while the eyes of absolute truth are activated he will know what kind of steel was used to make it, how it was made, the flaws it has, how to fix them and how to improve it and convert all this info into the skills needed to improve said knife, which added to his already vast library of skills, made him the embodiment of jack of all trades.
“lets see, if I’m reading this correctly, the it’s locked with a blood lock”, Naruto says while squinting his eyes to better read the lines of the seal he just made visible, “all things considered, it needs either Senju or Uzumaki blood, or both to unlock the door”.
He turns to Tsunade.
“I think it’s better if we play safe here”, he says, “I’m just half Uzumaki”.
“well, I am half Senju and a quarter Uzumaki, so…”, the woman walks to the door.
She biter her thumb and spreads the blood over the tip of all the other fingers in her right hand, she then touches the seal, unlocking it.
“well, it worked”, Naruto says, looking at Tsunade.
The next day in the Hokage office, Hiruzen was having a horrible headache, which only got worse after he smacked himself in the forehead after he remembered he still had to punish Naruto for running away.
And it just happens that it could help him solve one of his current predicaments… with minimal causalities.
Meanwhile, Naruto was actually having a nice time walking in the park while Tsunade was busy going through the piles of scrolls they found inside the storage house.
When suddenly he sees the reason why condoms exist.
A group of eight or so brats, clearly academy seniors where harassing two girls.
In all honesty, he should not intervene, but it is been nearly a whole month since the last time he whooped someone’s ass, so why not?
“hey, leave them alone!!”, he firmly exclaims making the group turn around to look at him.
“ha! Would you look at that guys”, the head brat, a bloated toad looking brat with a face only a mother could love sneers, “it’s the demon!”.
“damn right I am pugsy!!”, Naruto screams back, making the cronies snicker, “and you heard me, leave them alone!!”.
“or what?!”, the fat bastard has the gall to talk back.
“or I’ll make you mother regret not having swallowed you when she had the chance!!”, Naruto quips back.
And that was it, the brave group of twelve years old let out an unholy chorus of war cries and charge.
Five minutes later, they were all on the ground groaning in pain after a very trough beat down.
In the roof tops three buildings away from the park, Inu and Tora were watching in amusement as once again, Naruto beat the shit out of some people who actually deserved it.
“and they are gone”, Naruto says, while dusting himself and look for the girls, after he doesn’t see them, he shrugs and turns around to leave, “eh, whatever, at least I did my good deed of the month”.
Meanwhile, behind the bushes, the two girls, one with pink hair and green eyes the other which was clearly a Hyuuga considering the white pupil-less watched in admirations as their hero strode away.