The absolute bullsh*t of my mind

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The absolute bullsh*t of my mind
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Summary
This was the fourth time she had woken up after dying. She was sick and tired of dying from the hands of broken children and not being able to get together with the man of her dreams.So. She does what any woman with a goal would do.Make her crush fall for her while saving his entire clan in the process. And maybe get married while she's at it as well.
Note
This is going to be not nicely written. It's just going to be bullshit because I love Shisui and I'm delusional.Also, periods are mentioned so don't interact if you don't like them.
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Finally moving the plot forward [Except Idk how]

"HIMEKO!!!"

She heard a screech from her home before she prayed to god for her mother's sanity and left again.

Shisui wouldn't be back for a week at best so she had time to go and maybe mess up Danzo a bit. Just a bit. She'll just mess up ROOT's so-called recruitment process a bit. The fire on the Shimura house was an unfortunate accident though.

She actually had no idea how her going around dressed as a maid had caused that. Totally not.

Well, she will admit she did cackle quite loudly when it did happen.

But hey, she got away with it unscathed so she counts it as a pretty big win, especially cause those were all ninja she managed to fool. She kinda wished that Shisui could have seen it too though. But she supposed he would try to save the Shimura people first before laughing though, so she was glad he didn't see it. He could just hear it from her later. He would at least enjoy hearing about how Danzo's face looked like a rat's.

"Oh wait... I should've done this on his birthday as a gift!!!"

She cursed herself for this mistake as she trudged back to her home.

One good thing about being a ghost was that she knew secrets passages. She even knew the one to where that snake senin or whatever had summoned the three hokage for their help.

God dammit though, her whole body was about to fall down from her tiredness.

Oh look, little tomato lover was coming with the psycho heir.

Was her expression ok? She remembered her mom once saying that she needed to stop looking like she ate a cooked rat to torture her whenever she saw Itachi.

"Hello there, Sasuke-chan~"

She was smiling now, she was sure. Who wouldn't when that adorable pout with those tomato cheeks were facing them? She was sure her smile only pissed off the little duck ever more though. Itachi seemed very amused if anything.

Would you look at that? The little psycho heir is capable of anything other than clan murder and being an idiot.

Ok, she needed to get over her little hate for Itachi for killing her.

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