Chapter 7
Shisui still wasn't back.
She was getting bored waiting nowadays. Especially since everything Shisui wanted was probably solved by now.
The sweet old ladies club had managed to somehow influence the whole population of Konoha and now she would sometimes see flustered Uchiha police people be getting random gifts in return for doing their jobs.
She would always make fun of their blush-y faces too.
Fun times.
Well, mostly fun. She was starting to miss Shisui now though.
She was behaving like some romantic sweet little girl, who totally hadn't killed a few people in the fire she started a while, waiting for him everyday on the village gates. And she absolutely hated every second of it.
Like, she had spent years without him before and now she couldn't spend a few days without him?!
What was she, a dog with separation anxiety?
"Shut up, Shi-chan, I'm trying to think of what to say to Shisui to make him stay in the village with me forever."
"You're what?"
Oh shit.
Random bu*****t justu go!
"I meant I'm trying to think of what to say to Shi-chan about Shisui so that we can all go to the graveyard of the village and stay there for a while and pay our respects to the dead to let them rest in peace forever."
"And I'm supposed to believe that?"
"Yes you are."
He sighed, looking at her like he was torn between being amused and being confused.
"You know what? Sure, I'll believe you."