Not again
She needed to stop dying.
She was traumatized severely. And being a civilian who was certainly not taught how to 'die for the village' bullshit did not make it better.
First time, Itachi killed her with his bullshit ass baby face.
Second time, swirly mask man comes around. Who was also an Uchiha.
Third time, she survives the massacre as a widow!!! Well, technically not a widow since she only married Shisui in her dream. But who cares about the specifics. She certainly didn't. The last time she was sane was in the fucking 4th great war. As a ghost. Because Danzo caught her. Nobody can blame her for going crazy after all that.
At least, she got to know a lot of information from her third time. Like, Shisui's favorite spot to hang out at. Or how it was Danzo who killed Shisui.
Well, ok, he did commit suicide but still. Who pushed him to do it?! That's right, it was Danzo.
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She needed to kill that old ass man someday. Maybe some poison. Or maybe set the swirly man after him.
She'll deal with the swirly mask man later. Maybe she can use her divine powers of talking to old ladies and set them on his trail so they pamper him into becoming a farmer for them.
"Himeko!!! Get up! It's already lunch time. What are you doing still in bed?!"
Oh great, her mom's here. She would have to deal with her first since she's practically set on having her be married off to some other uchiha man.
Then again, considering how she's been useless and living off of her mom's money, she supposed it's time she actually did something to make her mom change her mind. Like, learning the skills of a housewife. Since doing anything else would involve socializing with outside people.
Or maybe she could just be a funeral organiser. So many options.
Would it reflect bad on Shisui to be married to a funeral organiser? Is it even a thing?
"HIMEKO!!! Are you even listening?!"
Whoops.
"Sorry, mom. I don't know if I can get up today."
"Is it because your legs are refusing to get up again?"
"No, I started my period."
"... You didn't stain the futon right?
RIGHT?!"
Well, at least her mom would be too angry to talk to her for a while. Maybe she wouldn't notice her sudden changes until she becomes too used to them.