Old geezers surely love hoes
It was a nice afternoon at “Jujutsu retard’s high”, the school for special individuals.
It was a school assembly, Sukuna of course was late probably whoring around together with Mahito. Itadori, Fushiguro and Kugisaki were all sitting down and listening to whatever Yaga was yapping about.
Nanami was just sitting down, his chin reflecting every single spec of light like a mirror.
Yuji, Megumi and Nobara were all wearing sunglasses because Nanami’s face card was so good that it blinded everyone.
Everything was boring because in this school assembly the only thing Yaga was talking about was about human and sorcerer and whatnot rights, stupid school.
One hour passed from the assembly, they were still forced to stay there. Whilst the trio was gossiping about the others in the school (especially Mahito and Yujis uncle, Sukuna), they randomly heard Yaga talking about something interesting.
“I have to make a request, whoever is giving this school a horrible reputation shall show up tomorrow at the office. I have been announced that three of our students have slept will all of our teachers, sometimes not consensual. I am heavily disappointed both in our teachers, but also in our students. From what I know, it was two young adults from the 12th grade.”
The trio from the back started tearing up from holding back laughter, knowing who it was. Megumi was trying to punch the both of them, not to make them laugh since maybe it was another kid from that class.
They noticed that their teacher, P.E teacher, Toji Fushiguro was away and Nobara and Yuji giggled to theirselves. They both tell Fushiguro that they’re going outside to take a smoke break. Megumi punched the both of them before they head off, Yuji letting out a little “ouch!” before running away.
They both hide behind a bush and grab a cigarette, lighting it up with Nobara’s bedazzled, hot pink lighter before spying on Toji and Sukuna going ham on it behind the corner, not noticing the pair just casually spying on Fushiguro’s dad fucking a student.
They both heard the noise of skin slapping, thinking obviously that Fushiguro would be the one fucking Sukuna, since he was a whore, but turns out this time Fushiguro would be the one being fucked.
Yuji and Nobara both watched as they realised they needed a bit more to enjoy the view, so they took out some weed and some vodka to smoke and drink, crimpling up the weak cigar from before.
Yuji this time was the one lighting up the cigar, this time the cigar was weed and he lit it up using a lighter he got as a joke to annoy Megumi with his dad on it.
They both took a sip of the alcohol before Nobara put it away in her backpack to get out the whole 1L bottle, they are going to need it anyway.
They both start fighting eachother behind the bush, creating a loud thud as Nobara starts climbing on Yuji with a hammer in her hand but she drops it on the floor and they both notice Toji approaching.
They both just stand there, paralyzed as they realised their eventual doom and decimation they’re about to experience because of this man.
Toji peaks from the front of the bush, noticing the two 9th graders behind it in a seemingly sexual position.
“Hey! What are you two doing?! Aren’t you Fushiguro’s classmates?!” He yelled at the teens as they both got off each other and took another hit of the drugs they had stored.
Nobara pops a Xanax pill before letting the stick of weed rest in her mouth.
“Nah sir, I was trying to hit this dumbass with a hammer. We promise we won’t tell if you don’t tell on us, ight? Now piss off before I hit you too, ya’ old geezer.” She yells at the old man looking at the both of them, noticing in the corner of her eyes a particular pink haired figure with four arms and short hair. Of course, its Sukuna. That’s why they were there in the first place.
“Ight, ight, I’ll let it slide this time, alright missy? Just… don’t tell principle Yaga about my affair right here, my wife nor the principle will be very happy.” He complains to the younger woman in front of him, not even caring about the fact that he basically just witnessed a kid watching his uncle fuck his P.E teacher.
He goes back to give oral to his fellow student in the back, and they just get back in with the stench of alcohol, cigarettes and weed radiating off their clothes and skin
They sat next to Megumi with 9L of cologne on the both of them, even if Kugisaki is a girl. She smells good with anything.
Megumi sniffs the air and starts complaining, “Did you guys’ smoke weed again… oh my god. You two are complete idiots!”
They both felt Nue nibbling at the back of their heads and started snickering because it was annoying, it was Megumi’s was to say ‘stop smoking because it’s destroying you’ without actually saying it out loud.
Megumi, Yuji and Nobara all heard a blood curdling scream from outside, “Yes king!” was what they heard. Megumi was the one who wanted to kill himself the most in the moment, he wanted to disappear as fast as possible.
Nobara and Yuji both run outside again, noticing Sukuna giving Toji malevolent backshots, both giggling before running away behind a pillar.
They smoke another cigar as Nobara takes in another Xan, watching the professor getting hickeys and bite marks from the student above him. Damn, that’s going to be attention seeking.
“Damn Fushiguro. Nice, plump ass you’ve got there huh?” He says as he slaps it harshly, leaving a red hand mark on the skin.
Sukuna took a picture of the older man and saved it on a folder and Yuji and Nobara couldn’t see the name of. They both took a picture of the man who took a picture of the other man.
They zoomed in and saw the naked picture of Fushiguro’s dad, damn his wife was going to divorce him.
Nobara and Yuji decided to run away after they finished, going to the bathroom with Megumi and smoking another blunt.
They meet up with Kirara talking with Hakari in the bathroom gossiping and talking about their problems.
“Hey girl!!! Whats the tea? We can share a pot if you’d like.” Nobara offered with a sly wink at the end of her sentence. Kirara of course accepted and now Yuji and Hakari were playing blackjack together.
Kirara started talking about her problems as a transexual woman and how she struggles in society, Nobara offers to take her outside so that the bathroom doesn’t smell like pure weed and they go outside.
“Damn,, it sounds awful being ridiculed just by not being born a woman. I mean, life as a woman is already hard enough but you get cat-called more, I feel bad for you, girl I feel you.” Nobara starts talking until Mahito spawns in out of no where.
“Girl you’re trans too?! Zamnnnnnn, tha’s so cool me too!!! (๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)” Mahito exclaims, with literal stars in his eyes.
“Girl if you don’t move your FATASS out my SIGHT its over for you and your faggot ass aight? Get the flying fuck out here before I hit you with my hammer ho’” Nobara threatens the bluenette with a hammer against his head, until Kirara stops her in her tracks.
“Nobara, please just let him be… I might’ve found a person who I can relate to… sigh”
“BITCH DO YOU NOT REALISE HE’S THE BIGGEST HOE IN THE SCHOOL?? HE FUCKED OVER 18 TEACHERS IN OUR SCHOOL WITH A MAXIMUM OF 17 TEACHERS, ONE OF THEM BASICALLY BEING HIS SON AND ANOTHER ONE BEING MR. KENJAKU?? FUCK ARE YOU THINKING GIRL” Nobara yells at Kirara, but as she continues talking Mahito punches her in the face, leaving a big blackeye.
Mahito grabs Kirara’s hand and they both happily walk away, jumping in their steps with shit eating smirks on their faces.
Yuji has already lost sixty-nine times to Hakari whilst playing blackjack, him starting to tweak because he’s already 69000 yen in debt. He splits his cards and doubles the both of them, putting on the both of them his last amount of money, the moment he loses it’s over for him.
He flips the cards, revealing an A, a seven and a three. Exactly 21. Hakari starts tweaking because even if he adds to his cards or subtracts, or even if he doesn’t do anything he’d lose.
Yuji just won twice his yearly allowance, which he didn’t think was physically possible but here he is.
Yuji flips the other cards, flexing on Hakari. Hakari starts to sweat even more and starts trying to bargain, he does not want to pay 690000 yen.
They start fighting on the bathroom floors, hitting each other playfully knowing Yuji would never make him pay that much.
Megumi barges in with Nobara in one hand and starts dragging all three of them to the nurse’s office.