I don't even KNOW
Draco is, to say the least, shocked
Of course muggles believed that ‘fairy godmothers’ were a fictitious idea
But SMART people in the wizarding world knew that they were rare, but true.
The girl is looking at him with such a… strangely Sirius expression that he can’t help but believe his fairy godmother.
“Wow! Really?” He says, hardly containing his excitement.
The Girl nods and comes to sit down on his bed.
“Come here, young one…” she says, patting the space next to her.
Draco is not one to turn down his fairy godmother of all people, and obliges.
“Now, uh, I am from another, universe! Yes. Universe. But I am still your fairy godmother, and I have come to like check out your life!” She says, smiling oddly.
“Brilliant!” Draco says, now a completely different kid from a few minutes ago.
“Lets go, then!”
Y/N is shocked.
How is this even working?
How is…
The concept of ‘fairy godmother’ even a thing here?
And does he think that she can fly or some shit?
What even…
Well, never look a face in the gift horse!
Hmm. Maybe that’s not how that saying goes.
AnywhooO, Y/N decides to keep up the act and convinces Draco (draco. Malfoy. DRACO BLOODY MALFOY!??!) to take her to…
HOGWARTS!
HOGGGGGGWARTS!
Draco is standing up now, saying something…but she cant even focus on the words coming pompously out of his mouth.
HOGWARTS
“Uh, excuse me, fairy godmother? Did you hear what I said?” He says, excited yet disdainfully.
“What? Uh, yeah no, can you repeat what you said? Um, darling?”
Draco’s eyes are shining with barely concealed excitement as his says.
“Well, I just thought that you might like to change into something more…” he trails off awkwardly.
“Normal? Sure! Um…”
SHIT! She cant? Do? Magic?
“Well, I can, but you can’t watch me. So, shoo! Ill be ready in no time, um…child,”
Draco scurries out and Y/N sighs, then turns her shirt around so the words are on the back, picks up a sharp-looking knife and cuts her pants to make them a little more fashionable and… Capri-y, and grabs a cloak from Draco’s closet!
Voila! Beautiful! Wonderful! Perfect! You might be thinking.
But…Y/N looks like a child in a badly-put-together Halloween costume.
No Matter!!!!
SHES OFF TO HOGWARTS!