Lucy

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
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Lucy
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Summary
What happens when reader wants to prank Lucius Malfoy??Read to find out...or Im sorry this makes no sense
Note
Hi more one shots from me!This was written in the summer when i was really mad at Lucius Malfoy so...Yeah...its sort of confusing-its sort of about the reader? not from the readers point of view really,,,ENJOY!
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Um how am i still keeping this act up

Y/N really never fucking thought she’d be here. 

Where’s here, you ask?

HOGWARTS, BITCH!

Ok , ok. Calllllm down. Deep breaths. Deeeep breaths. 

“Well, here we are. what are you going to help me with?” Draco says as the two of them walk towards the gate of Hogwarts. Draco’s father had to speak about some Important Thing at some PA Meeting at Hogwarts, and Draco was allowed to come if he wished. 

Well, he didn’t really wish to, but Y/N did, so here they were, a few minutes behind luCiUs so as not to answer any uhhh strange questions. 

“Uh? Help you? OH yes... um. I was thinking we could uh work on some um. Homework? Or some... quidditch?” 

Draco rolled his eyes the second Y/N mentioned homework, and was probably about to rant about how

“I’m the best at school anyway, I don’t need help” 

But when he heard ‘Quidditch’ and his eyes lit up. 

“Oh yes! I’d love to practice quidditch! As you ARE my fairy godmother, which means you pretty much know everything, perhaps you could give me some pointers? I want to make sure I can beat Potter next term!”

DRARRRY Y/N mind screams , but she quiets her mind by yelling “SHUT UP” at herself, before quickly coming up with a plan that’s so stupid, it might almost work...

amaybe.  

Shit, I hope I still have that water bottle in my purse...

Y/N thinks as she rummages in her bright yellow purse and says 

“Well, I actually have a potion with me that helps you focus and strengthen your uhhhh abilities!”

Fuck! I hope he takes the bait! Y/N thinks and finally pulls out the glass water bottle out of her purse. 

YES

 YESSSSS

ITS FULL!

Y/N cannot believe her luck. Thank GO D for being prepared!!!

Okay okay back to the situaTiOnnnnn!

She hands the bottle to Draco as they enter the Quidditch grounds through a side entrance (looking around Hogwarts will have to be done later, Y/N Y/N things to herself sadly)

 

Ok, so Draco had had his doubts about his so called ‘fairy godmother’ (he really had not) when she seemed to be in SHOCK at the castle, which realllly wasn’t THAT impressive, but now that she’s offering him a potion to help his skills? 

She can’t be a dud!

So, once he’s retrieved his back up broom from the broom shed and Y/N has finished gawping at the Quidditch stands, he swigs down the surprisingly... tasteless potion , and hops on his broom. 

 

Exactly 7 minutes later (Y/N has her watch on her, that’s is NOT something she’d forget when doing inter-reality(dimension?) travel!) Draco is beaming as he comes to float next to her. His cheeks are flushed from the wind and he has a gleam in his clear eyes.

“Wow, Y/N! My focus is wicked good and I’m making every corner and everything!” 

Y/N smiles at his excitement and says,

”Yeah! I knew it would- uh I mean-“

But Draco is busying hopping off his broom, which comes to rest next to him, and is about to say something else when all of the sudden his eyes flash with shock, fear, and then dullness as he straightens his back and says stiffly,

“Oh- hello, Father,”

Oh. 

Oh shit. 

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