The Office of Muggle-worthy excuses

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The Office of Muggle-worthy excuses
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Sirius Black, James Potter, Draco Malfoy, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Arthur Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Dolores Umbridge, Albus Dumbledore, Pansy Parkinson, Rita Skeeter, Rubeus Hagrid, Spencer Reid, Penelope Garcia, Charlie Weasley, Cece Parekh, Augusta Longbottom, Amelia Bones, Amos Diggory, Leslie Knope, Ann Perkins, Cornelius Fudge, Kurt Weller, Derek Morgan, April Sexton, Andy Dwyer/April Ludgate, Andy Dwyer, April Ludgate, Tasha Zapata, Edgar Reade, Jerry Gergich, Jane Doe (Blindspot), Rufus Scrimgeour, Stan Shunpike, Theo Nott, Professor Severus Snape - Character, Spike, Algernon Longbottom, Nick Miller, Barney Stinson, Josh Lyman, Jed Bartlet, Abbey Bartlet/Jed Bartlet, Lily Aldrin/Marshall Eriksen, Kurt Weller / Jane Doe, Jen Barber/Maurice Moss/Roy Trenneman, Willow Rosenburg/Spike, Huw Edwards (mentioned), C. J. Cregg, Donna Moss, Toby Ziegler, Sam Seaborn, Emily Rhodes, Seth Wright, Willow Rosenburg, Jennifer Jareau, Jessica Day, Abbey Bartlet, Roy Treenman, Maurice Moss, Jen Barber, Mrs Landingham, Marshall Erikson, Lily Aldrin, Lyor Boone, Mike Ritter, Random Secretary #531 of the Ministry, Jon Snow (News Broadcaster) (mentioned), Trevor McDonald (mentioned), Roman (Blindspot), Maggie Lockwood, Connor Rhodes, Dr Natalie Manning, Dr Sarah Reese, Daryl Dixon (mentioned), Barbara Broccoli (mentioned), Random Secretary #420 of the Ministry
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Humor AU Humour Cross-Posted on FanFiction.Net Tags to be added Drabbles Original Characters - Freeform Cross-Posted on Tumblr Absurd Dementors My father will hear about this Flourish and Blotts netflix The Ministry has started out sourcing Nobody has got patience How many excuses can we come up with? flying car mysterious lights the Wizarding World makes precisely no sense Aww at the love between the Bartlett Abbey strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men the ladies are fangirls the film industry can provide so much strange time for fireworks seriously why are there so many dragons? why is still a thing? use your common sense guys seriously guys we can change things why would you even put that there? Can you honestly not see how this might be creepy Abbey sorts things out Never get in the way of Abbey Time has no meaning here Was that a werewolf I don't even know what is happening anymore stupidity is catching Weasley Wizarding Wheezes Keep a closer eye on your stock damnit Abbey Bartlet is our queen the Wizarding World doesn't seem to believe in consequences seriously man just stop inspired by a tumblr post Abbey is still a doctor Inferi are lurking Was that an Inferi how do you even deal with an inferi? Demogorgon (Mentioned) Stranger Things (Mentioned) Strange Accents
Summary
If the Ministry Of Magic, in the UK at least, outsourced their muggle related problems to a private firm what would it be like to work there? Any time the Ministry needs an excuse for something else that has happened threatening the lives of countless Magical users then the Firm steps in. Yes it has a creepy name, just the Firm because it is über powerful and in control of a lot. The Firm is staffed by characters from other fandoms, so step in have a read and see who you can recognise. I promise it’s going to be fun, I can promise you that!
Note
Hi guys, I started writing this to amuse myself, I couldn't get it out of my head once I read this prompt hope you guys enjoy reading it. As always you can follow me on Tumblr or on Twitter to see what I'm getting up to. Don't be afraid to talk to me!

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