Chapter 41
When I wook up I wuz in a strange room. I loked around I wuz wearing da same outfit I had when is performed wif XBlakXTearX!11 I looked arund confusedly. It wuz da Norse's office but it looked difrent! On da wall wuz a pik of Pilaf Gang!1111 (just imagin dat he is an 80s goffik band 2 ok koz he is more old den Ape! At the Moon or GF) der wuz also a goffik blak Garlic Juniors calander with a picture of the galric junors werring iyeliner and blak cloves. On it said '1980.'
"OMFG! Im back in Tim again!111" I screamed loudly. Suddenly Dabura(dis is actually jiren 4 photo refrenss!). Jiren wuz wearing a blak leather Jackson, blak tight jeans and fishnet pantz. He looked so sexah I almost had an orgy!11
"OMFG Zamasu r u ok." He asked gothikally.
"Yah Im okay 4 ur in4mation." I snapped sexily. "OMG am I dedd?" koz I remembered I had jumped in front off da bullet from King Vegeta's gun. I also rememberd cing Goku doing it wif Pocc!111
I guessed dat when I had slit mi wrists I had went bak in tim instead of dieing. I knoew I could go forward in time if I found a time-toner or da tim machine. aslo im kai so i cant die.
"No ur not dead." Dabura reassured suicidally as he smokd a cigarette sexily and smoke came all over his face. "Ur a kai so u kant die frum a bullet. Cum on now lets go c how Veheyta's dad is doing."
I noo dat da real reason I didn't die from da ballet was koz I was from da future. "WTF! Kingn Vegeta almust shot Barodkac!" I said indigoally. I knew that Ling Vegeta had really ben possezzed, but I didn't want him2 know I knew.
"Yah I know but he had a headache he wz under a lot of stress." Dabura reasoned evilly.
"I guess that's ok." I said because King Vegeta hadn't really shot Barfock. Also I noo that Barodkc wood now have 2 arms instead of 1. I walked seduktivly outside with Dabura. Suddeni I saw a totally sexi goffik bi guy!11 He had bleched blond hair wiv blak streaks up 2 his ears and he wuz wearing goffik blak iliner, a blak Freeza Froce shirt (it showed zarbon wiv bolnd hair since it was da eighties), blak congress shoes and black baggy pants. He walked in all sexly like Ginyu Mcforgamn in the vido for I Don't 3 u lyk I did yesterday and you cud see a blak tear on his face lyk da wmn in dat video. "Hey." He sed all qwietly and goffically.
"Who da fuck is that?" I asked angrly cos I did nut kno him.
"Dis is…Dyspo!11" Sed Jiren. "He used to be in XBlackXTearX 2 but he had 2 dropp out koz he broke his arm.
"Hey Dyspo." I said seductively evn tho I wuz nut tring to b.
"Lol hi Zamasu." He answered but then he ran away bcos he had hair of magical creature. He was humming Welcum 2 da Blak Prade under his breth( I no dat is not 80s but pretend it is ok!)
"Bye." I sed all sexily.
"Dat was Dyspoo. He used 2 b my boifreind but we broke up." Dabura said sadly, luking at his blak nails.
"OMFG I can get u bak 2gether!" I said fingering something I didn't know wuz in my pocket- a blak Kute is What we Aim 4 cideo ipod that I could take videos wif (duz ne1 elze no about dem? dey kik azz!).
"Ok u can 4get about ur class for now, Dyspo. Im going 2 show u something grate!1" I led them to da Great Hall. "Cum on u guys."
Barodkc, King Vegeta, Nappa and Picc were all in da Grate Hall. Backdock woudnt talk wiv King Vegtea because he had tried 2 shoot him.
"Go fuk urself you fukking douche!" he shouted at him. "Goku is never gong 2 b frends with vegeta now!1"
"Yah go fuck urself Samaro!" Piccolo agreed but I noo he wuz lying koz it had been his folt King vegeta had almost shot Barodock.
"B quiet u guys." I said sexily. Mi plan waz working oot great. Now I kood make Jieen good wivout doing it with him! Now Vegeta's dad wood never die and "OK Dabura and Dyapos, u guys can start making out." I said and I started 2 film dem wiv da ipod.
"Kool." said Nsppa as Jiren and Dyapo started 2 make out sexily. We watched as tdey started 2 take each odderz cloves off sexily. Samaro, Napap, Piccol and Barodke all watched koz dey wer prolly bi. I noo Piccolo was bi.
"Oh my fukking god! Jiren! Jirent!" screamed Dsyp as his glock touched Jiren's.
But suddenly everything stopped as da door opend and in kame...Masster Roshie and Yajirobi!111111111111
Trunks wasn borne yet so he wasnt there to b a bith.