Chapter 42
I sat depressedly in Master Roshi's office wiv Daspy, Dabura, King Vegeta, Napa, Picc and Barodkc. Master Roshi was sitting in front of us cruelly. He looked more young den he did in da future. He had taken da ipod away and wuz now lizzening 2 a shitty Yamcha McWolffangfuck song.
"What da hell is this anyway?" he cackled meanly. I hoped he didn't find out dat I was frum another time.
"Whatever u do don't blame Zasmasu, u jerk." Dabura said.
"Yah, siriusly he was trying to get Dabura and Dospu back together." Nappa said deviantly.
"Be quiet you Daburaists." Master Roshi cockled. "If ur lucky I'll probably send u all to Akazaban! That will teach u to copolate in da Great Hall." He changed the song on da ipod 2 a Ja*Nemba song. Suddenly I noticed sumfing strong about da Ipod. It was slowly chonging! Master Roshi didn't notece.
"You fucking poser." I muttoned.
"I bet you've never herd of TB." King Vehgeta said. Know I knew waht da iPod was chonging in2- Troneks's tim machine!11
"Shut up King Cegeta!" Goku's dad shouted.
"Yeah shut up!" Piccol said preppily.
"No u shut up Masster Roshi!1111" said Son.
"I've had enough of u Daburaists in my school!" shouted Master Roshi spuriously.
Suddenly I grabed da iPod from him. "Evry1! Jump in b4 itz 2 l8! I jumped in2 it. But only 1 odder person jumpd in. It was…..Dabura.
"You dunderheads!1111111111" screamed Master Roshi wisely as we went.
I looked around. I wuz in da Slitherin conmen room wiv Dabura. I was wearing a blak plaid miniskirt with hot pink fishnetz, a sexy blak GF corset and blak stiletto boots with pink pentagroms on dem. My earrings were blake Daburaist sins and my bone-white hair was all around me to my mid-black like Raditz but white and kailike.
"Hey kool where iz dis?" he asked in an emo voice.
"Dis is da future. Masster Roshi's iPod dat he tried to take away from me wuz really also a tim machine." I told him.
"Kool what's an ipatch?" he whimpered.
"It's somefing u use 2 lizzen 2 music." I yakked.
"OMFG kool wait whatz a 4-letter-wurd 4 dirt?" he esked in his sexah voice.
"Um I guezz sand?" I laid confuesdly.
"Yah I wuz just triinyg to make sure u were stil da same perzon." He triumphently giggled.
Suddenly some of my friends walked in.
"OMG you're fucking alive!" said Videl wearing a blak leather jocket, blak baggy pants and a goffik black Bibidi Babadi Buu shirt. I explained 2 her why I was alive.
"Konichiwa, bitch." said Rebrianne. She was wearing a blak corset showing off her boobs with lace all around it and red stipes on it. With it she waz wearing a blak leather miniskirt, big blak boots, blue foundation, blak eyeliner, red eyeshadow, and blak lipstick.
"Hey, motherfucker." Said Gayhan with his red hair. He waz wearing a black Ape! At the Moon t-shit and blak baggy pants.
"Hey whose that, Zamasu?" Lapis Seven'teen questioned as he walked in wearing a black t-shit with a red pentarom on it with lace at the bottom, red letther pants with blak lace, and black stolettoes.
"Oh its Dabura." I told him and he nodded knowing da truth.
Suddenly Dabura started to cry.
"Are you okay Dabura?" we asked concernedly.
"OMFG ur from da future!1! What if u don't like m anymore koz were from difrent times?" he asked.
"No I still like you." I said sexily to him.
"Ok." He said ressuredly. I let him lizzen 2 Teenagers by GF on my ipod while I was about to go outside to find out some fingz. I gave Gayhan a signal to keep Dabura occupied. Dabura fell asleep. I took the iPod. I was about to walk outside. Profesor Towaa ran in!1111 She was wearing a gothic blak minidress with depressing blak stripes, white and blak stripped tights, and red converse shoes. She was wearing LOTS of blak iliner.
"Oh my fucking god, where's Goku!111 How did Picc get back here! I tohot he wuz in Azerbaijan." I asked sadly.
"Zamasu I was so worried abott u but I know you can't fucking die because you're a kai. Piccolo came back because that girl Bulma freed him. I never liked her she was a bad student." Tawo said reassuredly.
"That bitch!11 Did she also free Bah and King Furry?" I shouted angrily. I hated Bulma because she was a fucking prep mortal and she’s also Trunks’ mom and she makes tie machines like a heathen.
"Yes they are on the loose at this school. Masster Roshi is back Older Kaii is on his way to help evry1. Tell evry1 u see to lock themselves in their conman room!" Towa said worriedly.
"OK. But where's Goku? How cum he was doing it with Piccc?"
"I dunno why but I know he almost tried 2 commit suicide after he saw u almost kill urself." she said.
"OMG dat's terrible!" I gasped. Dabura was still asleep, so he couldn't tell what was going on. Then I said "Lizzen evry1, I have sumthing imptent to do. in hr evry1 stay!" wiv dat I ran out.
"Good luck Zamasu!11" everyone cried.
I ran sexily down the staris in2 da Grate Hall while da portraits around looked at me scaredly. There was hardly ne1 else in the stairs nd tere was an atmosphere of horrer. On da way I saw Bulma laughing on da stairs. She was wearing a a slutty pink shirt wiv flowers on it, a blu jean skirt Abercromie and pink stiletoos. She looked jest like a pentagram of those fucking preps Gine McNegi and Maron McBoob.
"You fucking bitch!111" I shouted angrily.
"No, your totally a bitch. Now Jiren will like totally kill u!" she laughed.
"Crucious!1" I shouted selectively pontificating my blak wand and she started screaming koz she was being tortured and I laughed sodistically.
"No!1 Help me!1 Please!1" Bulma screamed terrifiedly.
I put up my middle finger at her. In her hand I saw da video camera Piccolo and King Furry had used to take da video of me. I put the tape of Jieren doing it with Dyspoo onto it. Then I continued to rown down the stairs with the camera. When I had reached da Grate Hall I saw Vegeta McVegetason the Fourth. "OMG Veggeta!111" I yielded.
We hugged each udder happily. He locked at me wif his gothic red eyes and spiky blak hair. Around them were blak eyeliner and iShadow. His He wus wearing a blak leather Jackson, ledder pants, a App at the Mooon concert shirt and his blak congress shoes. He looked mor like Bardock from the Timebreakers than ever. (did u hear der song da river it rox!1)"I wus so worried you died!" moaned Vegeta.
"I know but Im a kai lol. When I woke up I wuz back in 1980, so neway I bought Jiren from when he was yung with me."
"Where's Goku?" I asked spuriously.
"Goku? You mean that fukking poser who betroyed you?" Vegeta snarkled with anger in his sexy voice.
"I NO BUT WE HAV 2 FIND HIM." I SED SMARTY.
"I'll do it den." Veggie-kun said angstily.
"OK." I argreed. Suddenly….all da lights in da room went out. And den….da Dork Mark appeared.
"Oh my fucking Dabura!" Veggie-kun shouted.
"I fink Jiren has arrivd." I sed anxiously. "Fuck, I have to find Goku!1 I guess we shood separate."
"Ok." Vegeta sed diapperating. Sadly I ran into the Great Hall.
Trunks was there. I almost missed his bitch face, so I slapped him.