Chapter 40
I woke up in da Norse's offace on a special gothik coffin. Bah wuz in da bed opposite me in a comma coz Vegta and Goku had bet him up. Yajirode was cleaning the room.
"Oh mi Dabura wut happened!" I screamed. Suddenly Jiren came. He loked less mean then usual.
"Get the fuk out u fucking bastard!11" I yielded.
"Thou hath nut killd Vegeta yet!11" he said arngrily. Sudenly he started 2 cry tearz of blood al selective.
"Jiren? OMFG what's wrong!111" I asked.
Sudenly…. Baroakd, Profesor Towaa and Napa came! Lapis Seben’teen and Vegeta were wif dem. Every1 was holding blak boxez. JIREN DISAPAERD.
"OMFG Zamasu ur alive!111" Scremed Vegeta. I hugged him and Lapis Seven’teen.
"What the fuk happened?" I asked dem. "Oh my Dabura!11 Am I lik dead now?" I gosped.
"Zamasu u were almost shot!11" said Napa. "But da ballet could not kill u since u were form anodder time adn also a kai so ur immoral."
"But fangz anyway!1" said Barodak holding oot his arm. I gasped. He had two arms!
"OMG I cant beleve Vegeta's dad shot u!1" I gasped.
"Well 2 be honest Picc wuz pozzesd by Picc bak den." said King Vegeta.
"Yah he wuz a spy." Napa said sadly. "He wuz really a Pride Troper."
"And he wuz such a fuking poser 2!11" said Bardock. "He didn't even realy no hu TB were until I told him." Well anyway everyone tarted 2 give me presents. I was opening a blak box wif red 666s (there wuz a dvd of corps bride in it) on it when I gasped. Yajirobe looked up angrily coz he h8ed gothz.
"Hey haz aneone fuking seen Goku?" I asked gothikally.
"No Goku told me he wood be watching Hoes of Wax." said Profesor Towwa. "He duzzn't know dat ur better. Anyway da norse said u could get up. Cum on!1"
I got up suicidally. Bardock, Nappa and Profesor Towa left. I wuz wearing a blak leather nightgun. Under that I had on a sexxy blak leather bra trimed wif blak lace, with a matching thong that said goffik kia on the butt and sexy fishnetz that kind hooked on 2 my thong (if u don't get da idea massage me ill tell u). I put on a blak fishnet top under a blak GF t-shirt, a blak leather mini with blak lace and congress shoes. I left the hospital's wings wif Lapis Seven’teen, Rebrianne and Vegeta.
"OMFG letz celebrate!11" gasped Rebrianne.
"We can go c Hose of Wax wif Goku!1" giggled Vegeta.
"Letz go lizzen 2 TB and kut ourselvz 666!11" said Seven’’ten. We opened da conmen room door sexily. And den…..I gasped… Goku wuz there doing it wif Picc!1111111111111111111111111 He wuz wearing a blak tshirt wif 666 on da front and baggy jeanz.
"U fucking prep!11" we all yielded angrily.
"Yah u betrayed us!111" shooted Vegeta angrily as he took out his blak gun.
"No u don't understand!1" screamed Goku sadly as he took his thingie out of Picolo's.
"No shit u fuking suk u preppy bastard!111" said Rebrianne trying 2 attak him (u rok girl!1). I ran suicidally to my room I sexily took a steak out.
"Zamasu no!11111" screamed Goku but it wuz 2 l8 I had slit muh ritsts wif it suddenly everyfing went blak again.
Fuck Trunks. Like serious.