Chapter 38
Dabura and I walked 2 his car. It wuz a blak car wif pentagrams all over it. On da license plate said 666 just lik Goku's cloud. I went in it seduktivly. Dubra started 2 drive it. We talked about Daburaism (lolz he wuz named after Dabura), kuttting, musik and being imkortal.
"Oh my Dabura, Ginyu is so fuking hot!11" Jiren agreed as we smoked sum weed. (koz bi guyz r hot dey r so sensitive I luv dem lol goez fux a bi guy)
"Lol, I totally decided not 2 comit suicide when I herd Hilena." I said in a flirty voice.
"….Hey Dabura do u know da cure 4 when ppl r adikted 2 Jirenseruem?"
"Well…" he thought. "I fink u have 2 drink kai blod."
Suddenly Jiten parked da car behind a blak movie theater. Dabura and I walked outside. We went in2 da movie tether were they were showing da Excercist. In it a boy and a gurl were doing it sudenly a cereal killer came lol. Dabura and I laughed at da blood koz we're sadists.
While Dabura was watching da movie, I had an idea. I took Dabura's gothic blak Nightmare b4 Christmas cigar sexily from his poket and put sum Amnesia potion in it. I put it bak in his blak Emile the Strange bag. Dabura turned arund and started 2 smoke it. Blak cloudz wif red pentagramz ind em started 2 fly around everywhere.
"OMG!111" Dabura said jumping up. I gasped koz I wuz afraid hed notizd. "Zamasu gess what?"
I new that the amnesia had worked.
"Amnesia potion has not been invented yet so it will not work." He said. "2 badd coz I wanted 2 use sum on u."
"Kul." I raised my eye suggestingly. And den…. he tok of my cloves sexily and we started 2 make out. I tok of his shit. He had six-pak justr lik Gimyu McFrogman!11 We frenched.
"Xcuze me but u r going 2 have 2 leave!111" shooted da lady behind us she was a mortal fool.
"Fuk u!11" I said. Suddenly…. I attaked her with my kai pwoers.
"Noooooo!11" she screamed. All the mortals in da theater screamed but everyone else crapped koz Dabura and I loked so cute 2gether. Dabura and I started to walk outside.
"Zomg how did u do that?" Jiren asked in a turned-on voice.
"I'm a kai." I said as we went into the car.
"Siriusly?" he gasped.
"Yah siriusly." I said drinking sum teaa. Dabura started 2 drive da car. I smelled happily.
"Itz too bad we didn't get 2 c da rest of the movie, don't u fink?"
"Yah." I said as we kised passively. Dabura parked in a blak driveway next 2 da place where Goku and I had watched TB for the frist time. We went inside where the Pilaf Gang wuz playing and started to mosh lol.
"Anti-ppl now uve gone 2 far Jeus Krist Superstar!1111" screamed Pliaf on da stage. We did the devil fingers. I started 2 dance really close to Dabura. He was so shmexay!1 He looked at me all emo with his gothic red eyes and he looked exactly like Jeice McMagmaman. I almost got an orgaism!1 Suddenly the Pilaf Gang stopped singing.
"I wood like to peasant…..XBlakXTearX!11" he said. I ran onstage. Bardoak, Samaro, Picc and Hades were there. They started 2 play their instilments. I got onstag.
"Wel if u wonted honesty datz all u had 2 say!1111" I sang. (I dnot own da lyerix 2 dat song) My voice sounded lik a pentagram betwen Supreme Kai and a kai version of Ginyu McFrogman. Everyone clappd. Dabura got an eructation. "I'M NUT OKAY!1" I sang finaly. Suddenly Bardoak started playing da song wrong by mistak.
"OMFG!1" yielded King Vegeta. "Wut the fuck?"
"Woops im sory!" said Barodka.
"You fuking ashhole!1" Kimng BVegeta shouted angrily.
"U guys are such prepz!11" Picc said. "Cum on it wuz a mistake!1"
"Yah itz not his fault!11" said Napa.
"No he ruined the fucking song!1" yelled Samaro.
"U guys stop!11" I shotoed angrily but it waz 2 late. They all began 2 fight. Sudenly Samaro took out hiz nife.
"OMFG no!11" shouted Barodk but it wuz 2 late King Vegeta tried 2 shoot off his arm.
And den…I jumped secxily in front of da bullet!11
"No!111" yielded everyone but it wuz 2 late suddenly everyfing went blak.
Trunks was there and he lafed at me.