Chapter 37
GOKU'S PONT OF VIEW LOL
Vegeta and I chaind Bah 2 da floor.
"Oh mi fucking Dabura!11" Zamasu said. He wuz so hot. "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Dabura foll in love wif me faster!1"
"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Zamsu," said Vegeta. "Why would u need it?"
"To make everyfing go faster lol." said Zamasu.
"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly.
"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Bulma, a fucking prep.
"Shut the fuk up!1" said Rebrianne.
"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Toaw's room."
Goku, Zamsu and I went to Profesor Towaa's room. But Profesor Towa wasn't there. Instead Son Xicor was.
Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez.
I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said '666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.
"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. I took da clothes in da bag.
"OK Profesor Towaa isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Goku. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.
"Oh my fuking Dabura!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Towwa is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Master Roshie who is bak but he shall not be principal 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Ooolongg.
"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"
Suddenly Masster Roshue came.
"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily. Sudwenly I saw Tronkkss's blak tim machine!111 I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Goku and Vegeta. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 I looked around. It was…Profesor Baby's efface! I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. It was the shape of a cross. I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz…..Profesor Babee!11
OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY.
"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket.
"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Baabe.
You went to the conmen room after putting on my clothes. Napap, Samaro and Picc were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by GF.
"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. "Wheres Dabura?"
"Oh he's cumming." said Nappa. "BTW u can kall me Hades now." Suddenly Dabura came. He was wearing a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Big Gete Star t-shirt and a blak tie.
"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Dabura.
Trunks wasn’t there becse I took his tiemmachine but if he was there hed be a bitch.