The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Dragon Ball
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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 36

I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Toowa. Lapis Seven’teen, Napa and Goku, Vegeta and Ribrianne were their to.

"OMFG Naape I saw u nd Samaro and Picc nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Picc uzd 2 b goffik!111111"

"Yah I no." Napap said sadly.

"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Toa said in an emo voice dirnking some Jirenserom.

Hi fuker." I said. "Lizzen, Dabura asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too."

"Oh my Dabura!1" (geddit lolz koz hes gofik) gasped Lapis Seven’teen. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?"

"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Profesor Toaw.

"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Rebrianne.

"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Towaa so she wont be adikted 2 Jarenserum anymore nd also….sum luv potion 4 Zamasu." Goko said resultantly.

"Well we have potions klass now." Ribrianne said so let's go.

We went sexily to Potionz class. But Picc wasn't there. Instead there was…Alder Kai!11111

"Hey where the fuck is Masster Roshie!111" Goku shouted angrily.

"STFU!1" shooted Eldr Kia. "He is in Azkhabian now wif Picc and King Furry he is old and week he has kancer. "Now do ur work!111"

My friendz and I talked arngrily.

"Can you BELEVE Picc used to be gottik!1" Vegeta asked surprisedly.

"DATZ IT!11" OLD KI SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR OLANG!111"

He stomped out angrily.

Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some tea mixed wif beer. Suddenly I saw Bah in da cupboard.

"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Goku. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly…"BAHH WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted.

I looked around….Bahh wuz putting sumfing in my glass of tea!11 Goku and Vegeta started 2 beat him up sexily.

"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Bah. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da tee. It was…Amnesia Portion!111

Trunks was there and his potion exploded.

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