The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 33

"Oh my fuking god!1" I shooted sadly. "Shud we get u 2 St Manga's, bitch?"

"Hel no!" she said. "Lizzen Zasaru, I need ur help. Nex tim u go bak in tim, do u fink u kod ask SON xICOR 4 sum help?"

"Sure I said sadly. I went outside the door. Goku was there!111 He wuz wearing a big blak TB tshit which wuz his panamas.

"Hey Sexxy." I said.

"How'd it go Zamasu?" he asked in his voice was so sexy and low kinda like Ginyu McFroigaman when hes talking.

"Fine." I reponded. We stared 2 go bak in2 da dorm.

"How far did u go wif Dabura?" Goko asked jealously.

"Not 2 far, lol." I borked.

"Will you hav to do it with him?" Goku asked angstily.

"I hop not 2 far!111" I shouted angrily. Den I felt bad 4 shooting at him. I said sorry. We frenched.

"What happened 2 Picocolo?" I growled.

"U will see." Goku giggled mistressly. He opened a door…Picc nd King Furry werz there!11 Nappa waz pokering dem by staging dem wif a blak nife.

"NOOOO PLZ!1111" King Furryy bagged as Nappa started 2 suk his blood. I laffed statistically. I tok some photons of him and Picc bing torqued. (ok I no dis iz men but fink abot it ppl dey r creepoz nd Picc trid 2 kili dem and neway sadiztz rok haz any1 seen shrak atak 3 lolz). We took sum of Picolo's blod den Gokou and I went bak 2 our roomz. We sat on my goffik blak coffin. My cloves were kinda drity so I pot on a blak leather outfit fingie kinda like da 1 Suelene haz in HFIL. (if u haven't herd of it den FUK U!111) . I put on some blak platform high heelz. Goku put on 'desolition liverz' by GF. Den….we storted 2 take of eachotherz clozez. I tok of his shit nd he had a six-pak, lolz. We started 2 mak out lik in Da Grudge. He pot his wetnes in my u-know-what sexily. I gut an orgy.

"Oh Goku!111111!1 Oh mi fuking gud Goku!1111" I screemed passively as he got an eructation.

"I luv u ZaMasu." he whispred sexily and den we fel aspleep lol.

Trunks was in my dreem. I killed him. Bitch.

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