Chapter 34
I wook up in da coffin de next day. Goku waz gone. I got up and put on a blak tight sexah drsss that was all ripped at da end. There wuz red korset stuff going up da fornt and da bak and it came up 2 my knees. There wuz a slit in da dress lik in mr & mr simth. I pot on ripped blak fishnets and blak stilton bo-ots. Suddenly…. Nappa cocked on da door. I hopened it.
"Hi Samazu." he said. "Gezz wut u have 2 cum 2 Profesor Twoa’s office."
"Ok." I said in a deprezzd voice. I had wanted to fuk Goku or maybe lessen to GF or Universe Anglez. I came anyway.
"So what the fuck happened 2 Picc and King Furry?" I asked Nappa flirtily.
"I fucking tortured them." he answered in a statistic way. "They r in Abkhazian now, lol."
I laughed evilly.
"Where r Goku and Beetgeta?" I muttered.
"Dey are xcused form skool 2day." Napa moaned sexily. "Rite now they are watching Da Nigtmare b4 Xmas."
We went into da office. Proffesor Towa was there. She was wearing a goffik blak dress that was all ripped all over it kinda lik da one Supreme Kai wears in this pic
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She took out da Pensiv and the time-torner.
"Zamasu, you will have to do anozzer session now. Also I need u to get me da cure 4 being adikited." she said sadly. "Good luck. Fangz!"
And then….I jumped into the Prinsive again. Suddenly I looked around…I was in da Grate Hall eating Count Chorcula. It was mourning. I was sitting next to Dabura. On a table was a tall gottik man wif long blak hair, pail skin and blue eyes wering a suit and blak Cronvrese shoes. He looked just like Emprer Pilaff. I noticed…he was drinking a portent.
"Whose he!11" I asked.
"Oh, datz Profesor Baby." Dabura said. "He's da Portents teacher…..Zamasu?"
"Yah?" I asked.
"Did u know dat the Pilaf Gang is playing in Hogsemade tonight? And they r showing The Exercise at da movies b4 dat."
"Yah?"
"Well…...want 2 go 2 da contort and da movie wif me?"
I wish Trunks was here so I could scream in his little bitch ear.