Chapter 32
"Hi." I said flirtily. "Im Zamasu Kai da new student." I shok my pale handz wif their blak noil polish wif him.
"Da name's Xicor." he said. "But u kan call me Dabura. Datz ma middle nam"
We shok hands. "Well come on we have 2 go upstairs." Dabura said. I followed him.
"Hey Dabura…..do u happen to be a fan of the Freeza Force?" (sinz GF and Universe Angels dont exist yet den) I asked.
"Oh my fuking god, how did u know?" Dabura gasped. "actually I like TB a lot too."(geddit coz TB did that song I just wanna live that's ounded really 80s)
"omg me too!" I replied happily.
"guess what they have a concert in hogsment." Dabura whispered.
"hogsment?" I asked.
"yeah that's what they used to call it in these time before it became Hogsmeade in 2000." he told me all sekrtivly. "and theres a really cool shop called Hot-"
'topic!" I finshed, happy again.
He froned confusedly. "noo its called Hot Ishoo." He smiled skrtvli again. "then in 1998 dey changd it to hot topic." he moaned.
"ohh." now everything was making sense for me. "so is Rashie your princepill?" I shouted.
"uh-huh." he looked at his black nails. "im in slitherin'"
"OMfG SHME TOO!" I SHRIEDKED.
"u go to this skull?"(geddit cos im goffik) he asked.
"yah that's why im here im NEW." I SMELLED HAPPili.
Suddenly masster rishi flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. "NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!" he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfters. "STUPID GOFFS!"
Dabura rolled his eyes. "his so mean to us goffs and kais just becose we're in slytherine and we're not mortal scum."
I turned around angrily. "actually I fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord."
"wtf?" he asked angrily.
"oh nuffin." I said sweetly.
then suddenlyn…. the floor opened. "OMFG NO I SCEAMED AS I FEEL DOWN. everyone looked At ME weirdly."
"hey where r u goin?" Dabura asked as I fell.
I got out of the hole n it was bak in the pensive in professor twoa’s classroom. Maaster roshi wuz dere. "Masster roshie I think I just met u." I said.
"oh yeah I rememba that." masser roshi said, trying to be all goffik.
Towa came in. "hey dis is my classroom wait wtf Zamasu what da hell r u doing?"
:"um." I looked at her.
"oh yeaH I forgot bout that."
"wth how?" I screamed forgetting she was a teacher for a second. but shes a goff so its ok.
professor towa looked sad. "um I was drinking Jirenserum." she started to cry black tears of depression. rossie didn't know about them.
"hey r u crying tears of blood?" he asked curiously, tuching a tear.
"fuck off!" we both said and rossie took his hand away.
professor toowa started crying again in her chair, sobbing limpid tears. "omfg Zamasu…I think im addicted to Jirenserum."
Trunks was there. He’s not allowed to haev Jirenserum because hes bitch.