Chapter 31
"I always knew u were on Jiren's side, you sun of a bitca (bufy rox!111)." Napap said 2 Piccolo.
"No I'm not I was teaching them somefing!1" Picc clamed.
"Oh fucking yeah?" I took some blak Jirenserum out of my poket and gave it to Nappa. He made Picc dirnk it. He did arngrily. Then Braock took out a tape recorder and started playing it while he did curses on Picc. Then Proffesor Towar and Baddock made us get out wif them while Piccolo told his secretes. Bardonk took Vegeta and Goku to the nurse after thanking me a millon times. Profesor Toowa took me to a dark room. Now I wuz going to go back in time to sedouce Jiren. Moving posters of GF and Crane School were all over. Lapis, Darkness and Ribrianne came too. Lapis Seven'teen gave me a blak bag from Son Xicor's store.
"Whatz in da bag?" I asked Profesor Toaw.
"U will c." she said. I opened thee bag. In it was a sexy tite low-smut black leather gothic dress. It had red korset stuff and there was a silt up da leg. I put it on. My frendz helped me put on blak fishnetz and blak pointy boots Ribrianne had chosen. Ribrianne and Darkness helped me put on black eyeliner and blod-red lipshtick.
"You look fucking kawaii, bitch." Lapis Seven'teen said.
"Fangs." I said.
"Ok now you're going to go back in tim." said Proffesor Towwa. "U will have to do it in a few sessionz." She gave me a blak gun. I put it in a strap on my fishnetz like in Redisnet Evill. Then she gave me a black time-tuner. "After an hour use da time torner to go back here." Proffesor Towa said. Then she and Lapis Seven'teen put a Pensive in front of me. Every1 went in front of it.
"Good luk!1" Everryone shooted. Darkess and Ribrianne gave me deth's touch sin. Then….. I jumped sexily in2 da Pensive.
Suddenly I was in fornt of teh School. In front of me wuz one of da sexiest goth guyz I had ever seen. He was wering long blak hair, kinda like Jeice McMagmaman only black. He had red eyes like Friza McSpacelizard and pale whit skin. He wuz wearing a blak ripped up suit wif Vans. It was….SON XICOR!1111
Trunks was also there. He used his tiem machine. I gave him a noogie. Bitch.