Chapter 30
"No!11" we screamed sadly. Picc stated loafing meanly. He took out a kamera anvilly. Then… he came tords Goku!1! He took sum stones out of his poket. He put da stones around Goku and nit a candle.
"What the fuck r u doing!" I shooted arngrily. Piicolo laughed meanly. He polled down his pants. I gasped- there was a Dork Mark on his you-know-wut!11!
He waved his wand and a nife came. He gave da knife 2 me.
"U must stab Vegeta." he said to me. "If u don't then I'll kill Goku!1"
"No you fucking bastrad!1" I yielded.
But den Goku looked at me sadly with his evil goffik red eyes dat looked so depressant and sexy. He lookd exactly like a pentragram (lol geddit koz im a Daburaist) between Tien Shinhan and Ginyu But then I looked at Vegeta and he looked so smexy too wif his goffik black hair. I thought of da time when we screwed and the time I did it with Goku and Master Rohsi came and the tame where Goku almost commited suicide and Vegeta wuz so sportive.
Piolo laughed angrily. He started to prey to Jiren. He started to do an incapacitation dancing around the stokes whipping Goku and Vegeta. Suddenly an idea I had. I clozd my eyes and using my god powers I sent a telepathetic massage to Goku and Vegeta so they would destruct Piccolo.
"Masster Roshie will get u!" Goku shooted.
"Yah just wait ubtil da Mystery find out!11" Vegeta yelled. Meanwhile I took out my wand.
"You ridiculus dondderhed!111" Picc yielded. Just as he was about to kil him….
"Crosio!" I shited pointing my wound. Piccol scremed and started running around da room screming. Meanwhile I grabed my blak mobile and sent a txt 2 Napa. I stopped doing crucio.
"You dunderhed!111 Im going to kill-" shooted Piccolo but suddenly Nappa came.
Nappa put the whip behind his bak. "Oh hello Pic I wuz just teaching them sumthing." he lied. But suddenly Bradock and Profesor Towaw came in2 da room and they and Napap unlocked the chains and put dem around Picc. Then Profesor Towa said 'Come on Zamasu let's go.”
Trunks still wasn’t there. I h8 that bicth.