The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 29

"Oh my Dabura!1" we screamed as we jamped out of da coffin. Picc and Professor Vadoks started to shoot at us angrily.

"CUM NOW!1!" Preacher Cados yielded. We did guiltily. We left the room putting on our clothes. Picco garbed the caramel and put it in his pocket.

"Hey what the fuck!111" Vegeta shooted angrily.

"Yeah buster what the fuck are u going to do with the fucking camera?" Goku demonded all protective, looking at me Longley with his gothic red eyes. "Look, Madter Roshie noes your little secret and if u do dis again, then u will go to St Mango's. So give back da camera!1111"

Hahahaha the Mystery of Mogic thinks he is crazy there is no way dey wil believe him. Picolo laughed meanly.

"Yes so shut your mputh you inlosent fools!" yelled Proffesor Valos. She made us cum into a weird room with white stones all around it. There were all these werid tools in it. Goku started to cry all sexy and sexitive (geddit koz hes a sexbom lol sun wukong rulez 4 lif but nut as muxh as ginuyu ur sex on legz I luv u u fokeng rok mary me!111).

I started to cry tearz of blood (it hapnz in vrampir kroniklz goku blakk sed so ok so fok u!1). Vegeta took out a black honkerchief and started to wipe my red eyes.

And then….. he and Picolo both took out guns using magic. They started to shoot each other angrily. Non of the ballots gut on eachodder yet. I took out my wand.

"Crosio!" I shouted. Picc stated 2 scram he dropd da gun. But it was too late. Both of them had run out of ballets. I STOPPED DA CURSE. Profesor Vados did a spell so that we were all chained up. She took out a box of tools. Den she said "OK Picoloo I'm going 2 go now." She left. Picc started to laugh evilly. Vegeta started to cry.

"It's ok Zamasu." said Goku. "Evergreen will be all right. Remember the cideo u took of Pickle."

Piccolo laughed again. And then...he took out some whips!1!1111

Trunks wasn’t there for once. What a bitch.

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