The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 28

We went in2 a blak room. The wallz were blak with portraits of gothic bands lik GF, TB and Pilaf Gang all over them. A big black coffin was in the middle. Red vevlet lined da blak box. There were three chairs made of bones with real skullz in dem. I wuz wearing a blak corset bar wif purple stuff on it, fishnet suckings and a blak leather thong underneath.

I sat down one of da chairs dispersedly. So did Gokku and Vegeta.

"Are you okay?" Veget asked potting his albastard hand on mine. He was wearing black nail polish. I was wearing blak nail polish with red crosses on it.

"Yah I guess." I said sadly. Goko also pot his hand on mine sexily. I smiled sadly with my blak lipstick. "The problem is….I have to seduce Jinert. Ill have 2 go bak in time"
Goku started to cry sadly. Vegeta hugged him.

"Itz okay Zamasru." he said finally. "But what about me? Ur not gonna brake up or anyfing, are you?"

"Of coarse not!" I gasped.

"Really?" he asked.

"Sure." I said.

 

We frenched sexily. Vegeta looked at us longingly.

Then… I took off Goku's GF shrift and seductvely took of his pants. He was hung lik a stallone. He had replaced the Vegeta tattoo that said Zamasu on it. Black roses were around it. I gasped. He lookd exactly lik Ginyu McFrogman. Vegeta took a vido camera. (I had sed it wuz ok b4).

I took of my clothes den we were in 4 da rid of r lif.

We started freching as we climbed into the cofin. He put his spock in my you-know-what and passively we did it.

"I love you Zamasru. Oh let me feel u I need 2 feel u." he screamed as we got an orgasm. We watched Vegeta filmed everything perfectly. Suddenly….

"WHAT THE FUCK R U DOING!"

It was….Picocolo and Profesor Vados!111

Trunks was there too. He was trying to get his camera back from Vegeta. Vegeta didn’t give it back.

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