The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 27

Every1 in the room stated to cry happly- I had saved them. Gokou, Badrock, Nappa bond Vegeta all came to hug me. The nurse started to give them medicine.

"Cum on Zamasu." said Proffesor Toaw. She was wearing a gothic blak leader dress with a corset top and real vampir blood on it and fuking black platinum boots. "I have to tell you the fucking perdition."

I locked at Badok, Napapa, Gonku and Vegeta. They nodded.

I smelled happily and went into a dark room. I had changed Profesor Toowa took out some black cards. She started to look into a black crucible ball. She said… "Zamasu, I see drak times are near." She said badly. She peered into da balls. "You see, you must go back in time." She took out a Time-Machine like Trunks the Bithc had. "When Jiern was in Hogwarts before he became powerful he gut his hearth borken. Now do you fink he would still become Jirren if he was in love?" I shook my head. "U must go back in time and sedouce him. It is the only way. If he is still evil then you must kill him. You can come to my room tomorrow and you can do it."

"Okay." I said sadly. We did dethz tuch sin. I went outside again sadly.

"What fucking happened?" asked Goku and Vegeta.

"Yeah what happened?" asked Darkness, Ribrianne and Lapis Seven’teen?

I was about to tell them butt every1 was there. They were celebrating Barkocd and Nappa being fond. Everyone was proud of me butt I jut wonted 2 talk 2 Goku. They were cheesing my name and some reporters were there, trying to interview Master Roshie. A banner was put up. Lotz of fucking mortalz were there oviously tring 2 be b goffik wering the demon sign on their handz- depite them not having akshelly heard of them. Even Yajirobee looked happy. A blak and red cake had been brought out. Shalt and Gibble set up some fireworx in the shape of skulls from Wesley's Whizard Wises.

I put on my Invisibility coke with Vegeta and Goku and we sneaked outside 2gether.

Trunks was there. He wanted to celebr8 but I kicked him in the shins and he cried. Bitch.

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