The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 26

A few mutates later Vegeta came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Time Breakers t-shirt.

"Hi Vegeta." I said flirtily as I started to sob. Goku hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.

"Oh fuck it!" Vegeta shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. "What fucking dick did that!"

"I don't know." I said. "Now come on we have 2 tell Masaster Roshi."

We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Master Roshie was sitting in his office.

"Sire are dads have been shot!" Goku said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. "Zamasu had a vision in a dreem."

Masaeter Roshu started to cockle. "Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Zamasu's not divisional?"

I glared at Master Roshi.

"Look motherfucker." he said angrily as Masster Roshie gasped (c is da toot of crakter). "U know very well that I'm not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Napa and Barduck - pornto!"

"Okay." he said in a intimated voice. "Were are they?"

I fought about it. Then all of a sudden….. "Longdon." I said. I told him which street. He went and called some people and did some stuff. After a few mistunes he came back and said people were going out looking for them. After a while someone called him again. He said that they had been found. Goku, Vegeta and I all left to our rooms together. I went with Goku to wait in the nurses office while Vegeta went to slit his wrists in his room. We looked at each other's gothic, derperessed eyes. Then, we kissed. Suddenly Nappa and Barodck came in on stretchers….and Proffesor Towa was behind them!1

Trunks was there, because the pinkone I threw at him gave him a booboo. Bitch.

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