The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 23

The door opened and Proffesor ologn and Edler Kai stomped out angrily. Then Masster Roshie and Olong sawed us.

"MR. KAI WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!" Olong shouted angrily. Master Roshi blared at his.

"Oops he made a mistake!" he corrupted him. "He means hi everybody cum in!"

Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Darkness and Goku and opposite Lapis Seven'teen. Shallot and Giblet started 2 make some morbid jokes. They both looked exactly like Otokosuki (who we call Leather Bear). I eight some Count Chocula and drank tea from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was…Vegeta! He and Goku were shooting at eachother.

"Vegeta, Goku WTF?" I asked.

"You fucking bustard!" yelled Goku at Vegeta. "I want to shit next to him!1"

"No I do!" shouted.

"No he doesn't fucking like u, you son of a bitch!" yelled Goku.

"No fuck you motherfucker he laves me not you!" shouted Vegeta. And then… he jumped on Goku! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other.

Masterr Roshie yelled at them but they didn't stop. All of a sudden… a terrible man with red eyes and no nose flew in on his broomstick. He had no nose and was wearing a blank and red spandex suit. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Bulma that fucking prep started to cry. Vegeta and Goku stopped fighting….I shopped eating….Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent….Giren!

"Zamsu…..Zamasu…." Darth Jiern sed evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vegeta as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Goku too!"

"Plz don't make me kill him plz!" I begged.

"No!" he laughed crudely. "Kill him, or I shall kill him anyway!" Then he flew away cackling.

I bust into tears. Goku and Vegeta came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all cool and gothic. I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Jiernt coming to kill Goku while Goku slit his wrists in a depressed way.

"No!" I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.

"Zamasu Zamasu aure you alright?" asked Goku in a worried voice.

"Yeah yeah." I said sadly as I got up.

"Everyfing's all right Zamasu." said Vegeta all sensetive.

"No its not!" I shouted angrily. Tearz of blood went down my face. "OMFG what if I'm getting possessed like in Da Ring 2!"

"Its ok kaii." said Lapis Seven'teen. "Maybe u should ask Proffesor Towa about what the visions mean though."

"Ok bich." I said sadly and den we went.

Also Trunks was there, so I pushed him into a toilet that I magiced into the room with my godpowers. Bitch.

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