The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Dragon Ball
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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 24

"Konnichiwa everybody come in." said Proffesor Towa in Japanese. She smelled at me with her gothic black lipstick. She's da coolest fucking teacher ever. She had long dead white hair with blood red tips and red eyes. (hr mom woz a deomn. She's also haf Japanese so she speaks it and everyfing. she n lapis seven’teeen get along grate) She's really young for a teacher. 2day she was wearing a black leather top with red lace and a long goffik black ripped dress. We went inside the black classroom with pastors of Krillin the Strong. I raced my hand. I was wearing some black naie Polish with red pentagrams on it.

"What is it Zamasu?" she asked. "Hey I love ur nail polish where'd u get it, Hot Topik?"

"Yeah." I answered. All the mortals who didn't know what HT was gave me weird looks. I gave them the middle finger. "Well I have to talk to you about some fings. When do you want to due it?"

"Ho about now?" she asked.

"OK." I said.

"OK class fucking dismissed every1." Proffesor Towa said and she let every1 go. "Except for you Bulma." she pointed at Bulma and sum other preps. "Please do exorcize (geddit) 1 on page 3."

"OK I'm having lotz of visions." I said in a worried voice. I'm so worried is Goku gong 2 die.

Well she gave me a black cryptal ball to lock in. I looked at it.

"What do you c?" she asked.

"I said I see a black gothic skull and a pentagram."

Suddenly there was a knock at the door. I looked at it. It was Goku. He was looking really sexy wearing a black leather facet, a black gothic Red Ribbon Army t-shirt and blak Congress shoes.

"Okay you can go now, see ya cunt." said Proffesor Toaw.

"Bye bitch." I said waving.

I went to Goku and Vegeta was sitting next to him. We both followed Goku together and I was so exhibited.

Trunks was there, but he had to stay behind bcause he got detention for being a bitch.

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