Chapter 22
All day everyone talked about the Misery of Magic. Well anyway, I woke up the next day. I was in my coffin so I opened the door. I was wearing blak lacey leather pajamas. Then I gasped.
Standing in front of me where…. Lapis Seven;teen, Vegeta, Gayhan, Goku, Turlass and Ribrianne!
I opened my silver eyes. Ribrianne was wearing a tight black leather top with pictures of bloody roses all over it. Under that she wart a black poofy skirt wit lace on it and black gothic boots that was attached to the top. Vegeta was wearing a baggy Cell and the Juniors t-shirt and baggy black pants and Vans. Goku was wearing a black GF t-shirt and blak jeans and a leather jacket. He looked just likee Ginyu McFrogman, and almost as fucking sexy. Vegeta looked like Bardock McBurdockroot. Lapis Seven'teen was wearing a tight black poofy gothic dress that he had ripped so it showed of all his chest with a white apron that said 'bich' and other swear words and GF lyrics on it kind of like one dress I had seen Supreme Kai wear once. Darkness (who is Lazuli Eight’een) was there too. She was weaving a ripped gothic black dress with ripped stuff all over it and a lace-up top thing and black pointy boots. So were Shallot and Giblet. It turns out that Darkness, Gayhan, Shallot and Giblet’s dad was a vampire. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists with a razor. They all got so depressed that they became goffik and converted to Dabraism.
"OMFG" I yielded as I jumped up. "Why the fuck are u all here?"
"Zamasu something is really fucked up." Goku said.
"OK but I need to put my fucking clothes on first." I shouted angrily.
"It's all right. We have to go now and you look kawaii anyway. Your so fucking beautiful." Goku said in a sexy voice.
"Oh all right." I said smiling. "But you have to tell me why your being all erective."
"I will I will." he said.
So I just put on some black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eyeshadow and white foundation. Then I came. We all went outside the Great Hal and looked in from a widow. A fucking prep called Bulma from Griffindoor was standing next to us. She was wearing a pink mini and a Gine McNegi t-shirt so we put up our middle fingers at her. Inside the Great Hall we could see Masster Roshie. Edlrr Kai was there shouting at Master Roshi. Oolong McPigface was there too.
"THIS CANNOT BE!" he shouted angrily. "THE SCHOOL MUST BE CLOSED!"
"THE BARK LORD IS PLANNING TO KILL THE STUDENTS!" yelled Older Kai.
"YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!" yelled Olong. "YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR JIREN WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!"
"Very well." Master Roshi said angrily. "Butt we cannot do this. We can't close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Jiren and he is in the school. And his name is…..Zamasu Dark'ness Dementia Ivory Kai."
Goku, Shallot, Giblet, Darkness, Ribrianne, Vegeta and Lapis Seven'teen looked at each other…I gasped.
Also Trunks was there, but he wasn’t capable of killing Jiren with his filthy mortal bitch hanfs.