The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)

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The Zero Mortals Manifesto (AKA Dragon Ball as My Immortal)
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Summary
In which the Zero Mortals Plan is all just a fanfiction written by Zamasu because he couldn't handle having a crush on Son Goku. Watch as his ramblings go into a wild ride depicting him as the infamous Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Goku as Draco Malfoy and Vegeta as Harry 'Vampire' Potter. This story will not make sense, and is all based on the infamous My Immortal Harry Potter fanfiction!
Note
This was just a stupid idea that came into our brains, and of course, we had to transform it into the monstrosity it is and share it throughout the world. This fanfiction is basically just an edited My Immortal fanfic with names replaced and some things added and deleted here and there. It won't be exactly the same as the original. (Also, we won't blame you if you can't go through the fanfic, it's going to be just as bad as you think it is. We did, however, snort and laugh while making it.)Zamasu Darkness Dementia Ivory Kai as Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven WaySon Goku as Draco MalfoySupreme Kai as Amy LeeFuture Trunks as Himself (Trunks at the end is prob going to be a recurring gag in this story.)
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Chapter 21

Later we all went in the skull. Goku was crying in da common room. "Goku are u okay?" I asked in a gothic voice.

 

"No I'm not u fuking bitch!" he shouted angrily. He stated to run out of the place in a suicidal way. I stated to cry cuz I was afraid he would commit suicide.

 

"Its ok Zamasu." said Vegeta comfortly. "Ill make him feel better."

 

"U mean you'll go fuck him wont you!" I shouted angrily. Then I ran 2 get Goku. Vegeta came too.

 

"Goku please come!" he began to cry. Tears of blood came down his pail face. I wuz so turned on cuz I love sensitive bi guyz. (if ur a homophone den fuk of!)

 

And then….. we herd sum footsteps! Vegeta got out his blak invincibility coke. We both gut under it. We saw the janitor Yajirobe there, shouting angrily with a flashlight in his hand.

 

"WHOSE THERE!" he shouted angrily. We saw Korin come. He went unda da invisibility cloke and started to meow loudly.

 

"IS ANY1 THERE!" yelled Yajirobe.

 

"No fuck u you preppy little poser sun of a fukcing bich!" Vegeta said under his breast in a disgusted way.

 

"EXCUS ME! EXCUS ME WHO SED DAT!" yelled Yajirobe. Den he heard Korn meow. "Korin is der any1 unda da cloak!" he asked. Korin nodded. And then….Vegtea frenched me! He did it jus as….. Yajirobe was taking of da cloak!1

 

"WHAT DA-" he yelled but it was 2 late cuz now we were ruining away frum him. And den we saw Goku crying n bustin in2 tearz and slitting his rists outside of da school.

"Goku!" I cried. "R u okay?"

 

"I guess though." Goku weeped. We went back to our coffins frenching each other. Goku and I decided to watch Lake Placid (c isnt da deprezzin) on the gothic red bed together. As I wuz about 2 put in the video, my eyes rolled up and suddenly I had a vision of something that was happening now. There was a knok on the door and Elder Kia and da Mystery of Magic walked into the school!1

 

And then Trunks was there. I socked him in the face and punted him out of my room. Bitch.

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