Chapter 20
All day I wondered what the surprise was. Meanwhile, I pot on a blak ledder mini, a blak corset with urple lace stuff all over it, an black gothic compact boots. GF were gong 2 do the concert again, since Jrien had taken over the last one. I slit my wrists while I moshed 2 GF in my bedroom all night, feeling excited. Suddenly someone knocked on the door while I was trying on sum black clothes and moshing to Fang u 4 da Venom. I gut all mad and turned it of, but sacredly I hopped inside dat it was Goku so we could do it again.
"Wut de fucking hell r u doing!" I shouted angrily. It was King Furry! "R u gonna cum creep on me or what." I yelled. I was allowed to say dat because MassterRoshi had told us all 2 be careful around hem and Picc since he was a creepo.
"No, actshelly (geddit, hell) kan I plz burrow sum condemns." he growld angrily.
"Yah, so u can fuk ur uglyy gurlfriend, huh?" I shouted sarkastikally.
"Fuker." He said, gong away.
Well anyway, I put on some black eyesharow, black eyeliner, and some black lipstick and white foundation. Then I went. Den I gasped….Picclo and King Furry were in da middle of da empty hall, doin it, and Mr. Popo was watching!1
"Oh my god you ludacris idiot!" they both shooted angrily when they saw me. Mr. Popo ran away crying. Dey got up, though. Normally I wood have ben turned on (I luv cing guyz do it) but both of them were fuking mortlas. (btw picclo is movd 2 griffindoor now)
"WTF is that why u wanted condoms?" I asked sadistically. (c I speld dat)
"Only you wouldn't give them to me!" Kong Furr shouted angrily.
"Well you shoulda told me." I replayed.
"You dimwit!." Picclo began 2 shoot angrily. And then…I took out my black camera and took a pic of them. U could see that they were naked and everything.
"Well xcuse me!" they both shouted angrily. "What was dat al about?"
"It wuz to blackmail u." I snarked. "So now next time you see me doing it with my boyfriend you cant fuking rat me out or I'll show dis to Master Roohu. So fuck off, u bastards!" I started to run. They chased me but I threw my wound at them and dey tripped over it. Well anyway, I went outside and there was Vegeta, looking extremely fucking hot.
"WTF where'd Goku?" I asked him.
"Oh he's bein a fucking bastard. He told me he wouldn't cum." Vegeta said shaking his hed. "U wanna cum with me? 2 the concert?"
Then….. he showed me his flying space pod. I gasped. It was a black pod. He said his dogfather Nappa had given it 2 him. The license plate on the front sed GF666 on it. The one on da back said 'Zamasu' on it.
….I gasped.
We flew to the concert hall. GF were there, playing.
Vegeta and I began 2 make out, moshing to the muzik. I gapsed, looking at da band.
I almost had an orgasim. Ginyu was so fucking hot! He begin 2 sing 'Helena' and his sexah beautiful voice began 2 fill the hall. ….And den, I heard some crrying. I turned and saw Goku, cryin in a corner.
And then Trunks was there. He wasn’t even wearing eyeliner. I threw some at him and it hit him in the face. Bitch.