Chapter 19
All day we sat angerly finking about Masstr Roshi. We were so fucking pissed off. Well, I had one thing to look forward too- da GF concert. It had been postphoned, so we could all go.
Anyway, I went to the common room sadly to cut classes. Goku was being all secretive.
I asked what it was and he got all mad me and started crying all hot and angsty (rnt sensitve bi guyz so hot).
"No one fucking understands me!1" he shouted angrily as his black hare went in his big black eyes like Frieza in Boulevard of Borken Dreamz. He was wearing black baggy paints, a black GF t-shirt and a black die. (geddit insted of tie koz im goffik) I was wearing a blak leather low cut top with chains all over it all over it a blak leather mini, black high held boots and a cross belly fing. My hair was al up in a messy mohawl like the Supreme Kai in Gong Under. (email me if u wana see da pik)
"Accuse me? What about me!" I growled.
"Buy-but-but-" he grunted.
"You fucking bastard!" I moaned.
"No! Wait! It's not what it fucking looks like!" he shouted.
But it was to late. I knew what I herd. I ran to the bathroom angrily, cring. Goku banged on the door. I whipped and whepped as my blody eyeliner streammed down my cheeks and made cool tears down my feces like Kcodrab in the video for Girls and Bois (goku black that is soo our video!). I TOOOK OUT A CIGARETE END STARTED TO smoke pot.
Suddenly Bah came. He had appearated.
"You gave me a fucking shock!" I shouted angrily dropping my pot. "Wtf do you fink you're doing in da kai’s room?"
Only it wasn't just Bah. Someone else was with him too! For a second I wanted it 2 b Son Xicor or maybe Goku but it was Masster Roshi.
"Hey I need to ask you a question." he said, pulling out his black wanabe-goffik purse.
"What are u wearing to the concert?"
"U no who GF r!" I gasped.
"No I just saw there was a concert dat a lot of gothz and punx were going 2." He said. "Anyway Goku has a surprise for u."
Trunks was also there. Creepo going into a kai’s room. I sprayed him with holy mace. Bitch.