Chapter 16
We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where TB had played. We ran in happly. Ginyu Force were there playing 'Helena'. I was so fucking happy! Ginyu looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Goku thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn't matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Goku was wearing a black baggy GF t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Ginyu pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn't them at all. It was.,….. Jiren and da Pride Troopers!
"Wtf Goku im not going to a concert wid u!" I shouted angrily. "Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its GF n u no how much I lik them"
"What cause we…you know…" he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don't like to talk a bout you-know-what.
"Yeah cause we you know!" I yielded in an angry voice.
"We won't do that again." Goku promised. "This time, we're going with an ESCORT."
"OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?" I asked. "So I guess ur a prep or a Christin or what now?"
"NO." he muttered loudly.
"R u becoming a prep or what?" I shootd angrily.
"Zamasu! I'm not! Pls come with me!" He fell down to his knees and started singing 'Da world is black' by TB to me.
I was flattened cause that's not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! "OK then I guess I will have to." I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.
Lapis Seven'teen was standing there. "Hajimemashite kaio." he said happily (he spex Japanese so do i. dat menz 'how do u do' in japanese). "BTW Ribrianne that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math." (an: GOKU BLACK U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)
"It serves that fuking bich right." I laughed angrily.
Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. "Maybe Ribrianne will die too." I said.
"Kawai." Lapis Seven’teen shook his head enrgtically lethriTBly. "Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her."
"Kawai." I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie.
"OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with gonk tonight in Hogsmeade with GF." I sed. " I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA."
Laps Sevn’teeen Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. "Omfg totally lets go shopping."
"In Hot Topic, right?" I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.
"No." My head snaped up.
'WHAT?" my head spuin. I could not believe it. "Lapis Seven'teen are u a PREP?"
"NOOOO!NOOOO!" He laughed. "I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that's all."
"Hu told u abut them" I askd sure it would be Goku or Gayhan or Vegeta(don't even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.
"Masster Roshi." He sed. "Let me just call our INSTANT TRANSMIT."
"OMFFG MASSTER ROSHI?" I asked quietly.
"Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk." He told me. "Come on let's go."
We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN BARDOCK EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. "We only have these for da real goffs."
"Da real goffs?" Me and Lapis Seven'teen asked.
"Yah u wouldn't believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday King Furry and picc tried to buy a goffic camera pouch." He shook his head. "I dint even no they had a camera."
"OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!" I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.
"Oh my Dabura you have to buy that outfit" The salesperson said.
"Yeah it looks totlly hot." said Lapis Seven'teen.
"You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?" he asked.
"Yeah I am actually." I looked back at him. "Hey BTW my name's zanusu dark'ness dementia IVORY kai what's yours?"
"Son Xicor." He said and ran a hand through his white-dyed hair. "maybe I'll see you there tonight."
"Yeah I don't think so cause I am going there with my bf gonku you sick perv!" I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Bah flew in on his black broom looking worried. "OMFG ZAMUSS U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!"
Also Trunks was there. He was eating dog food like a poor person. Lol.