Chapter 17
Son Xicor gave us some clothes n stuff 4 free. He said he wud help us wif makeup if he wunted koz he was relly in2 fashin n stuff. (hes bisezual). Bah kept shooting at us to cum back 2 Hogwarts. "WTF Bah?" I shouted angrily. "Fuck off you fjucking bastard." Well anyway Ribrianne came. Bah went away angrily.
"Hey bitch you look kawaii." she said.
"Yah but not as kawaii as you." I answered sadly cause Ribrianne’s really pretty and everything. She was wearing a short black corset-thingy with blood red lace on it and a blak blood-red miniskirt, leather fish-nets and black poiny boots that showed off how blue she wuz. She had a really nice body wif big bobs and everything.
"So r u going 2 da concert wif Goku?" she asked.
"Yah." I said happily.
"I'm gong with Gayhan." she anserred happily. Well anyway Goku and Gayhan came. They were both loking extremely hot and sexy and u could tell they thoufht we were ot 2. Gayhan was wearing a black t-shirt that said '666' on it. He was wearing tons off makeup jus like the Pilaf Gang. Goku was wearing black leather pants, a gothic black TB t-shirt and black Vans he got from da Warped tower. Lapis 1’7 was going 2 da concert wif Turlass. Turlass used to be called Turles but it tuned out dat he was kidnapped at birth and his real family were kais. They dyed in a car crash because they weren’t really kais but they were saiyans. Turles converted to Daburaism and he went goth. He was in Slitherin now. He was wearing a black Tree of Might t-shirt, black jeans and shoes and black hair wif red streekz in it. We kall him Turlass now. Well anyway we al went 2 Goku's black flying nimbis (geddit cuz wer gpffik) that his dad Bardock (but not like Bardock from TB because that’s groos lol) gave him. We did pot, coke and crak. Goku and I made out. We made fun of dose stupid fuking mortals. We soon got there….I gapsed.
Ginyu was da sexiest guy eva! He locked even sexier den he did in pix. He had long raven blak horns n piercing black eyes. He wuz really musclular and he had n amazing ethnic voice. We moshed 2 Helena and sum odder songz. Sudenly Ginyu polled of his mask. So did the other membez. I gasped. It wasn't Ginyu at all! It was an ugly mortal man wif no nose and black eyes... Every1 ran away but me and Goku. Goku and I came. It was….Juren and da Pride Troopers!
"U moronic idiots!" he shooted angstily. "Zamasu, I told u to kill Vegeta. Thou have failed. And now….I shall kill thou and Goku!"
"No no please!" We begged sadly but he took out his knife.
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'Yamcha McWolffangfuck' on da back. He shotted a spel and Jiiren ran away. It was…MASSTERROSHII!
Also Trunks was there. He wasn’t dancing to the music. Bitch.